Did you ask me if I'm OK? Me? You're so niiice... How many years has it been since I've spoken with a woman? No... It's my first time. I've never in my entire life had a heart-to-heart talk with a female. "Are you OK?" What a wonderful phraaase. Filled with care... Right now... I'm... so happy... Someday, I want to meet someone like you... and live with her for the rest of my liiife... But that'll never happen. I'm just so pathetic... I feel like dying.

I said I'd pay you back, but there's no way a guy like me cooould. I wanna diiiie... Because I'm traaash!

There are people who win biiillions of dollars in the lottery. But the opposite kind of people exist too... that's what I am.