(rant) I didn’t foalnap anypony, ya imbecilic bastard! I told you! They wanted to investigate the strange things that were happening in the temple, and they asked me to row them there! The entrance became locked and I came back for help!

(protest) You can’t do this! (protest/being dragged away) I’m telling you, they’re in the temple! They’re in the temple!

(whisper/urgent) Good, now go. I have less than twenty-four hours before they deep-fry me. Hurry, before…