One Piece: Abridged (East Blue Saga)
Kitcat144 for Cat Burglar Nami
Nami is the navigator and thief of the Strawhat Pirates, she's very bossy and usually has to deal with whatever mayhem Luffy causes. She also runs a successful (legally questionable) pyramid scheme business.
[Talking to Zoro] Zoro I hope you know that if you get beaten by two furries your reputation is fucked forever.
[Attempting to persuade someone] Listen, Buggy, you could be rich just like me. All you have to do is get your crew to invest in my business, then we get some crews to invest in your crew, and eventually, we're all rich!
[A realization hits Nami and she starts getting very angry] ...Wait were you guys just watching me stab myself this whole time? YOU ASSHOLES WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME EARLIER! STOP WALKING AWAY! I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION, YOU IDIOTS! DON'T TURN UP THE MUSIC JUST TO DROWN ME OUT!
