I'm looking for someone who can help me write a natural tongue-in-cheek dialogue, either a monologue or a conversation between Nathariel and whichever soul is passing through her office that day.

Nathariel is a simple office worker, one of hundreds, if not thousands, in employment in the Admissions department of Hell. She doesn't mind her job, the pay is reasonable enough, but she does get a little sick of the same old questions from the living, which can lead to some snarky or snappy answers.

I have two ideas for how the first episode could go, but all of this is open for debate.

The episode could start with Nathariel on her own, either going through her morning office routine, or writing a diary or something equally mundane, then a sinner would enter and go through the admissions process.

Or

The episode would serve as a sort of pre-recorded beginners guide to being dead.

Should this pilot episode be successful, I may consider making this a fortnightly podcast and seeing where it goes. The script has to be between 1-2 mins long.

I am a college student, so I'm not in a position to offer a larger payment at the moment, so I understand entirely if you shy away from this project. If the episode places anywhere within the contest I will 100% find a way to repay you for your time and efforts. At the very least I will leave a good recommendation on your CCC page :)

Because this pilot will be entered into a competition, as stated above, I will give a bonus payment should any prize be received. the amount of this bonus is negotiable.

To apply, please attach up to two examples of your previous work that you think fits the tone.

Payment will be sent Via Paypal upon completion of the project (approx. June 28, though possibly earlier than this.)