Heretical Tavern - DnD Skits
MeinLavender for Necromancer
For the Necromancer we haven't decided between a more masculine or feminine voice so feel free to apply anyone! We definitely want a more Irish approach to the accent but feel free to apply with anything.
The Necromancer is a love sick puppy that just wants the cute vampire assassin to notice them, and to of course raise a family in peace. Seen as more a general nuisance to the population at large, the Necromancer will let nothing stop true love.
"Thanks again for your help. You take your eyes off the graveyard for one second to say hi to the cute Vampire and boom. Zombie invasion. If I have to hear one more mortal crying because Grandma won't stop gnawing their face, I might just feel my heart stop again."
[Defending your actions, as you only looked away from the cursed graveyard for a few minutes..... Hours maybe.]
"Look you don't understand, it was a full moon and I had massive simp energy alright? So technically it's not black magic, it's more of a really twisted love spell."
[Just got caught by the guard performing a dark arts ritual. You try to lie your way out of it.]
"Well hang on lets not completely throw away the idea of Bachelorette Undead edition, It can work for some areas..... Just definitely not at the Church's doorstep."
[You and the Warlock just raised a bunch of celebrities from the dead. Sadly you did so in front of the church and caused one hell of a panic..... And fire.]
