“The crib? Oh yes! Our crib, where do I start? The nice musty, dusty smelling interior, the five star room service, or the complimentary salmonella in every bite-. What? I was trying to lighten the mood and show Mea some hospitality.”  - jokingly/annoyingly

“Well, she found me hidden in a bush. I think I might have broken something from when I fell in the woods.”-serious

“Ow!” -painfully

"Wait! Come back!"-panic