(nervous laugh) Leon. Did Dad just threaten to call mom on us? 

Heeey Mom, didn't think Dad would actually call you. Well, Leon and I have to get going. He's going to help everyone pick out their weapons, and we all know that he's the best--(uncertainty) weapon..picker? 

Well, I'm sorry Mr I'm super composed! I panicked. I didn't know Dad was dead-serious on calling Mom. Especially since she's been busy with everything going on.

Hey, you would be the same! Don't laugh at me jerk!

(unamused) You’re kidding, right? There is no way, you’re having me put on that stupid disguise.

(sarcasm) Thanks, I feel so much better about all of this, I enjoy looking like a giant space chicken.