Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break! Suck it up, you little bi-!

Katie Killjoy.  I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. And you can put that away. I don't touch the gays. I have standards! Look, my time is money, so I'll keep this short. You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment. You might be some royal big shot , but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon  "princess" wants to advertise.

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