(confident) Quit yer whinin’ Mac and take a look at these gals! Why, if you an’ ah don’t walk outta here with a purdy fillyfriend at the end of the evenin’ I’ll eat mah hat.

*clear throat* (annoyed) Ma’am, if ya don’t mind mah askin’, why is it exactly y’all have come here if'n'ya ain’t got no intentions a’bein’ amiable like?

(polite/in love) Maybe if you and ah spent a little bit’a time together, we’d find we had more in common than we thought. (yell in pain) OUCH!!!