Eastmouth (Small Town Mystery/Adventure/Horror) - (Closed, but backlog auditions are acceptable)
clemturner for Michael Piatek
Polish origins, a real rough-houser. He grew up starting fights and ending them quickly. He’s pretty average in intelligence, but he’s actually really kind through the tough-exterior. Grew up in a difficult home, but not a broken one. Despite his doubts, he has a fascination with the possibilities of religion and the occult. Loyal, not the funniest, but the kindest of the bunch.
"How do you know this?" [Asks self aloud, feigning ignorance] "How do I know this..." [attempts to sound assured] "Ah... screw it, I've got a whole bookshelf full of shit like this."
"This is nothing like spooky Old McLeary. I've seen it first hand. Ghost nearly took my eyes out." [explaining a visit to an allegedly haunted house]
"You look like you've got a problem. That smug little grin, those tiny shit-eating teeth." [You're handling someone who was obnoxiously hitting on a girl you liked] "My day is now worse because you exist. That's your problem."
Absolutely love this take.
Eyyyyy congrats Clem! Now all you have to do to fulfill your destiny is take over CastingCall.