Michelle Allemand, the Failed Ultimate Tour Guide. Her failure stems from the fact that she has short-term memory loss and has a hard time remembering things the small things. Due to this, she's been unable to answer many a tourist's questions and once she even forgot where to go. Michelle is childish and kooky. She says whatever's on her mind without thinking first. She has a particular interest with historical places, which is why she became a tour guide in the first place. She has a high pitched voice.