As most of you know, I was born here in Hell, and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everything around me. Hell is my home, and you are my people. We- we just went through another extermination. We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! I can’t stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I’ve been thinking. Isn’t there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through… redemption? Well, I think yes. So that’s what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I’m opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!

Hey Mom. Um, I know I keep calling, and you must be busy...Really busy. But um, the interview didn’t go well and... I don’t know if I’m going to make a difference. I don’t know what I’m doing. I could really use some advice, Mom. [sadly] I think Dad was right about me. A-anyway, I’ll stop talking before this gets long. Love you! Bye.

Hey Vaggie? [nervously] The Radio Demon is at the door!