I have a dream, I'm here to tell
About a wonderful fantastic new hotel!
Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell
Catering to a specific clientele 

Inside of every demon is a rainbow
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child
We can turn around, they'll be heaven bound
With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel

At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness,
And to find it often I've tried,
But my life is a race, just a wild goose chase,
And my dreams have all been denied.
Why have I always been a failure?
What can the reason be?
I wonder if the world's to blame,
I wonder if it could be me.