Final Fantasy VIII: Abridged Series
dndan for Cid Kramer
Aged and senile or just plain crazy with no regard for the safety of his students, either way Cid comes across with a blantly disregard for others and happily throws them into high risk situations. Cid speaks with a mature tone, occasionally hitting high pitch notes.
(Surprised) "I'm not going to lie, I made a bet that you'd all be dead. I even sent a giant mechanical spider to kill you all. Ah well no risk, no fun. . . (High pitch) Moving on!"
(Casually) "Now if you'll excuse me I'll leave the rest of this bullshit parade to whats'his'face. I just finsihed downloading the 50 shades of Laguna audiobook and you can bet your ass I'm going to milk the snake. . . that means masturbate sonny"
(Seriously) "Now then Squall, you're the squad leader. That means is it's your responsiblity to get everyone killed. . . I hope not, I bet 50,000 Gil that you'll be dead before you return to Balamb Garden. Now get the fuck of my property before I set the T-rexes on you."