Final Fantasy VIII: Abridged Series
grunfox for Laguna Loire
Laguna is a writer, however no one appricates is romanic novels, especially his current works titles "50 shades of Laguna". When his not talking about his writing he is talking in sexual overtones and innuendos and often suffers from spontaneous erections which makes social interactions awkward. As mentioned Laguna speaks in sexual overtones and should sound flirtatious.
(Triumphantly) "Well my fine comrades in blue, we're here to wet our lips with the sweetest taste of all. . . (Confused) Um, no Ward. (Triumphantly) We're here for. . .crudely put Kiros, but yes we're here for Dat Ass"
(Flirt) "Hello beautiful, how about you sit on my lap and watch me level up"
(Embarrassed) "It's not what you think. . . well it's your fault. Okay let's calm down Sarah Jessica Parker, Mickey Rourke, David Schwimmer, no that makes it worst, Jocelym Wildenstein. Annnd we're flaccid"
