(Cautioning, then judgemental) So that's why you need weaponry... very well.  Just try to avoid any major arteries.  And make sure he doesn't enjoy the torture too much.

(Explaining) I understand that it's a minor grievance, but this game's enemy encounter diversity is already shallow enough as is.  It isn't anything personal.

(Menacing, but still monotone) As tempting as the offer is, you brought this upon yourself.  I'm certainly not going to take your place.  Have fun getting yourself killed.