(Angry, mocking) This guy’s getting on my nerves!  Asking all these questions about “How have you been negatively impacted by the events of last night” and “Do you have health insurance”!

(Angry, slight panic) What’s gotten into me is that the food at your stupid party made my appendix burst!  And I had it removed five years ago!

(Boasting, confident) Don’t worry, Miss Sonia!  I’ll protect you!  Watch in awe as I beat the crap out of these two morons!  I think it's high time you idiots got what you deserved!