17776 Episodic Dub
gwagus for Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer
JUICE is our tertiary: he is the comic relief, the group's youngest member, and foul-mouthed. He has a terrible case of skewed priorities, and is unable to get through most conversations without some kind of joke, or swear. He's a lot of fun as well, and a bit of a rambler. He pokes fun but genuinely does care.
Ideally, a voice for Juice would be able to convey a lot of expressiveness when necessary, but would also be able to get through those long rambling monologues. The audition lines are fairly long for this exact reason.
i'm sorry but what kinda pictures you gonna take with that shit
gonna be some joe niépce shit where you spend all day takin a damn photo with a goddam blanket on your head and it turns out lookin like a bunch of rectangles
gonna be like some matthew brady shit where you can only take pictures of dead ppl because no alive person wants to be in your shitass photo
you know? because i mean i know what you mean, right? because ive been thinking about it for thousands of years and i still get fucked up about it, the idea that play is the point of existence now. and i cant really wrap myself around that, so i find a game to watch.
its like
the point of play is to distract yourself from play being the point.
first, don't worry about anyone dying due to rising sea levels, everyone was safely relocated and i am very happy to report that folks in places like houston and louisiana and savannah were able to preserve their cultures elsewhere in the country. second, you may have noticed that maine's new border was strangely preserved in a straight line; that's because the canadians, being slightly more forward thinkers, dispatched aid directly to the state to build a retaining wall. third, the rest of the world is basically carrying on just fine; while it is tragic that much of the caribbean was lost, i am relieved to report to you that they were safely relocated and their cultures remain alive and robust to this day. fourth -
Thank you so much for all SEVEN of your auditions!
Thank you for listening! I hadn't read 17776 until now, but after starting the first few... what do you call them, chapters? parts? I'm really interested!