“Yes, Your Honor. For my opening statement, allow me to samuraize…uh, summarize these baseless chargers… err… charges. Our defendant, Mia Fey—I mean, Larry Butz’s only crime was to be in the right place at the wrong time… I mean…”

“This is my proof! My client mentioned this morning that the victim was not returning his calls and had left the country, only to return from abroad the day before the crime!  As you can see in the court record, this passport was found on her body, and shows she had just returned from Paris, France! Clearly Ms Stone took the clock with her when she traveled, meaning on the day of the crime the clock was not three hours slow, but nine hours fast! The exact time difference between here and Paris! That’s why, Mr. Sahwit, you heard the wrong time when you struck her dead in her own apartment!”

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