Homestuck^2 FanDub
pym for Jake
Jake English with a dad bod, go fucking hog wild. I don't want hear the traditional style of "super high pitched chipper" Jake English but the real voice of real MAN who's raised a child basically by himself because his wife was busy fucking an unbathed clown.
Crumbs bro where have you been? I could have used someone on my side! You just disappeared one day without even the odd toodaloo to mark your passing!
Well what do you propose i do if youre so gosh-darned brainy! Im a cracking good marksman and no slouch when it comes to fisticuffs but what good am i in a war??
Ahahaha well i do look fetching in a cummerbund. Wait! No! You tricked me with thoughts of spies and hijinks and two bros against the world! I left janey! Theres no going back now! She isnt exactly the sort to live and let live you know.