[CLOSED] Fallout: New Vegas Redesigned
gpuatu for NVR (This is a paid role $)
Payment: $10 for the chosen audition for the role of Flamingly Flaming Non-heterosexual man
This role is added for comic relief. This man will be in front of Gommorah in front of 3 dancing girls. The audition is the final version. No additional lines or additional script needed. I’m basically going to choose the audition that makes me laugh the hardest.
Oh! I just love the Strip! Ah! (Make the "Ah" sound like Coca-Cola commercials) Look at them NCR boys! Mmm mm mmm (say mm mm mm like…a chicken or McDonalds commercial)
Oh would you look at them! It’s raining men here! It must be my birthday! They’re soooo gorgeous!
(Talks to three women who dance in front of Gommorah)
Oh hey girlfriends!! Y’all need a raise! I swear I see you gals dancing here all day and all night. Y'all need a raise...(sassy, one hand on hip, the other pointing around)..for real!
I just have to say your tits look amazing in that top!
(laughing and giggling) You’re such a whore and I love it!
I was talking to some feller today. Crazy fool. He was talking about a water chip. Talkin’ about how he needed to save his village. My word!
I’m baaaackk! (Excited)
If it’s not Mac Makeup, it’s not going on my fucking face! (sassy)
(whining) I had a pickle today and I feel sooo bloated
Shit is gonna be popping tonight! (excited)
I really don’t care who I fuck tonight as long as I get laid. (sassy)
Oh my God, I saw her the other day and she has gotten sooooo fat (Think...Mean Girls)
(southern accent) I could totally use a Martini right now
LET’S GO OUT TONIGHT! LET’S GO OUT! (sassy, excited)
When I pulled his pants down, his penis was so small that it looked like a turtle
LOL! THIS is awesome!!
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Could you just redo the first line?You don't have to submit any other lines. Just the first line. Can you make it "NCR" rather than "NRC". But keep the same tone as you did the first because it's hilarious!