Scarlet Row Abridged (A Saints Row Parody Series)
Kelelesy for Fun Shaundi
Fun Shaundi embodies rebellion, drug abuse, and amoralism. Occasionally in her presence, the boss would witness her doing drugs. Fun Shaundi also has a non-chalant, sarcastic, mellow attitude and, while generally being weak in combat, she isn't non-violent, and wields weapons. She has many connections and friends within the drug business, and appears to have extensive knowledge on many aspects of the Loa Dust drug, which leads the boss to meeting her.
Original VA: https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Audio_Logs (under "Fun Shaundi")
The moment I walked into that underground shithole the crew was setting up in, I knew it all had potential. So the Saints had been out of the game a while, so what. We had the boss and we had Johnny Gat, what more did we need? I knew I was a little rough around the edges, but I was willing to learn. Then the boss goes and throws me the Sons of Samedi. Now that was a drag.
I shoulda known dating that asshole was gonna end badly. Veteran Child...what kind of a name is that anyway? Sure, he had hook ups for some of the best drugs in Stilwater, but that's no excuse. And he comes and tries to kill me? Whatever. He didn't have a chance against the boss. I tried to warn him, but he never listened to me. Only the boss really did.
Damn we had some good parties after all that. Then again, I knew how to have a good time. A little Loa Dust, some beer bongs, some hackie sack and bam! Instant party. We all needed the distraction after taking over Ultor, and distractions are what I do best. I mean, what did any of us know about running a multi-billion dollar company after all? Though a few hits off the lightbulb later, we didn't really care.
