Scarlet Row Abridged (A Saints Row Parody Series)
MAR for Maya ("The Agent")
Sexy, seductive, and a CIA agent? Sounds like the perfect combination! Maya is one of Carmen's closest friends and has known her since college. They originally met at a bar one night has have hit it off ever since. She is known by many as "Carmen's First Love", but Carmen calls her "snow bunny". She grew up in Egypt, but moved to America and quickly became educated enough to be recruited into the CIA, where she first got knowledge of The Third Street Saints. But it wasn't until she met Carmen that she discovered that she was a part of the infamous gang also. But instead of trying to take them down like so many others, her love for Carmen allowed her to see past it and become a Saint herself.
(sounding heartbroken) Why are they so special to you? Why do you keep protecting them? Can't you see that they're using you? Why can't you see that I fucking love you Carmen?!
I guess you're back. Good. I'm glad. I would've celebrated a little more if you had told me you were coming back. Or even bothered to try and find me when you did.