Dimitri: Look, Byleth, pirates! 

Byleth: Don't look at them, Dimitri. I don't want you to be influenced by... OH GOD NO

Dimitri: It is too late, Byleth. I have seen everything.

Byleth: Dimitri!

Byleth: I return for, what, five minutes and it all goes to shit.

Stop fucking throwing stuff.

turn to page 53- DIMITRI ARE YOU MAKING TIKTOK VIDEOS???? YOU WILL GIVE ME UR PHONE AND FACE ME IN COMBAT. CHOOSE YOUR UNITS. CRIT OR MISS YOU BETTER PRAY YOU DONT MISS

Edelgard: What kind of title should Professor Byleth have? 

Claude: How bout Teach?

Dimitri: Hm, what about charismatic professor?

Byleth: How about Tested Professor since you're all testing my patience. Now listen up cause this will be on midterms.

Byleth: Trying to teach these kids without swearing is fucking exausting.

Edelgard: So professor, about that assign-

Byleth: Holy fuck, what is it this time?!