Where The Cuckoos Flock
Project Overview
This is a fully voiced audiobook of my published novel, Where The Cuckoos Flock. Each character will be assigned a voice for the whole book, and I will be narrating all non-dialogue.
This is a murder mystery where our protagonist, a young detective named Joan Britz, must solve the murder of a saint. More plot and character details will be given upon casting.
For any questions about the project, please email [redacted]
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Accent: General American
Age Range: 55-70
Pronouns: He/Him
An old man with years of secrets and crimes looming over him. He knows he is a terrible person, and there is nothing he can do to change it.
- english
- general american (natural)
- animation/character
- audiobook
- male senior
- crying
Tired, slightly amused: “I have a terrible feeling that this is why I couldn’t get to sleep,”
Reserved, apologetic: “I’d like to say that I was just young and stupid, but I was neither of those things.”
Scared, but prepared: “I deserve the worst of this, not anyone else.”
Accent: General Canadian
Age Range: 20-35
Pronouns: She/Her
A young, autistic wanna-be detective has been tasked with the fates of an entire family. She tries her best to mask but is very bad at it.
- english
- general canadian
- nervous
- female adult
- Monotone
Overstimulated, edge of tears: "STOP IT!”
Distracted, and disappointed. Talking about someone else as well as herself: “Mental illness is an explanation, not an excuse…”
Uncomfortable and hiding something: “I’m… not great with small talk,”
Accent: General American
Age Range: 20-35
Pronouns: She/Her
A young hardass police officer who’s cold and distant to everyone except her mother. She’s strong and defiant and tries to intimidate everyone she meets.
- english
- Cold
- hard
- female adult
- general american
Gentle, but firm: “That’s your medicine. It’s for your brain and your heart,”
Apathetic and final: “I am not your family. Goodbye.”
Hurt, angry, and confused: “You remembered that so well, but you can’t remember me?”
Accent: General American
Age Range: 40-55
Pronouns: She/Her
A middle-aged woman with memory problems and a life full of trauma. She shows unrelenting kindness to everyone she meets but often hurts those she loves unintentionally.
- english
- warm
- female adult
- Grating
- general american
Sadly nostalgic, breathless: “That’s when I met a man who gave me… everything.”
Playing victim, wailing: “I’m a terrible mother!”
Monotone and distracted: “I don’t like biking,”
Accent: General American
Age Range: 40-55
Pronouns: He/Him
A middle-aged man who means well, but is disliked by most people he interacts with. He’s accidentally abrasive, loud, and annoyingly positive.
- english
- shrill
- male adult
- general american
- Pitchy
Whiny and indignant: “That’s not fair! I care about her just as much as you do!”
Excited and welcoming: “Let me guess, you’re a murder suspect too?”
Gravelly, lost in traumatic thoughts: “I’m nothing like my father.”
Accent: General American
Age Range: 20-35
Pronouns: He/Him
A young gay man with serious psychosis and paranoia issues. He’s nervous about most things in life and panics easily.
- english
- general american
- male adult
- quiet
- Low
- crying
Defensive and secretive: “I wanted to see you before you left. Is that so strange?”
A quiet relief, cheerful: “I’m not crazy,”
After being hugged tightly and roughly, happy: “Oof! Hi Bambi, you okay?”
Accent: Irish
Age Range: 20-35
Pronouns: He/Him
He is a young trans man who has a codependent relationship with his husband, whom he loves more than anything. He’s methodical and thinks with logic over feelings.
- english
- male adult
- male young adult
- Trans Man Voice
- irish (general)
- androgynous
Concerned, a tiny bit frustrated: “You had another nightmare, didn’t you?”
Assertive and protective: “You don’t get to use my husband’s well-being to validate your little investigation.”
Panicked, edge of a breakdown: “I was wrong. I made you worse.”
Accent: Native American
Age Range: 20-35
Pronouns: She/Her
A young lesbian woman who cares deeply for her friends and family. She is incredibly passive-aggressive to anyone she doesn’t like.
- english
- female adult
- female young adult
- native american
- Firm
- warm
Gentle, tired: “That’s nice. In that case, I’m gonna head back to bed.”
Frustrated and insistent: “But he’s not capable of murder!”
Shaky, having a realization: “I’d lose my family. He’d lose his family.”
Accent: Australian
Age Range: 20-35
Pronouns: He/Him
A young man whose emotional intelligence is much higher than his academic intelligence. He’s forgetful and stupid, but he’d do anything for the people he likes.
- english
- female young adult
- australian
- Confused
- male adult
- silly
Breathless and terrified: “You mean like… like Scientology?”
Dumbfounded, gets cut off: “Woah, this is like a movie–sorry.”
Friendly, tender: “I understand. And I’m with you, no matter what.”
Accent: General American
Age Range: 30-40
Pronouns: She/Her
A pregnant black woman who’s opinionated and fiery. She shows her affection with light insults and teasing.
- english
- Sharp
- female adult
- Sassy
- general american
Irritated and tired: “You bought more pillows?”
Understanding, gentle: “You don’t have to carry all this weight on your shoulders by yourself.”
Yelling, picking a fight: “Some idiot is wasting a bunch of grieving people’s time!”
Accent: Proper British
Age Range: 30-45
Pronouns: He/Him
A well-educated man who speaks poetically in mundane circumstances. He subconsciously thinks he’s better than everyone else.
- english
- male adult
- proper british
- Gentle
- poetic
Flustered, guilty: “You scared me, darling.”
Threatening, deep: “Shut up. You did not know my father.”
Hurt and desperate: “Why did you hesitate? Tell her I’m not like that.”
Accent: General Canadian
Age Range: 45-50
Pronouns: He/Him
A reserved man with a mild temperament and tone. He lives his whole life covered in secrets and is weighed down by it.
- english
- male adult
- mild
- general canadian
- bright
Happy, calm: “Don’t worry, I’m happy to help.”
Firm and passive: “I don’t know you and I want a supervisor.”
Secretive, avoiding the question: “He had a… complicated relationship with my parents.”
Accent: London British
Age Range: 70-85
Pronouns: She/Her
A fiery old woman who refuses to die. She is spiteful and sarcastic, still working into her old age, and doesn’t care about other people’s opinions.
- english
- Scratchy
- british (london)
- harsh
- female senior
Apathetic, annoyed: “He’s too much of a coward.”
Matter-of-fact, quick: “He was a prick and he hurt people.”
Reasoning it out, thoughtful: “Well, if he wanted to make sure his child was safe.”
Accent: German/American
Age Range: 60-75
Pronouns: He/They
A civil old man who enjoys people’s company, no matter who they are. He is people-pleasing, compassionate, and clingy.
- english
- Civil
- american
- male senior
- standard german
- Old
Clearly hurt but trying to hide it: “Why didn’t you tell me?”
Trying not to cry, at peace: “I want you to be happy, and if you’re not happy with me, then that’s ok.”
Joking, natural: “Stop feeling sorry for yourself, you nasty, old, emo.”
Accent: French
Age Range: 60-75
Pronouns: He/Him
An old troublemaker who seems to only care about himself and what he can gain. He always thinks he is the most attractive person in the room, and he is usually right.
- english
- male senior
- Old
- Vain
- french (france)
Teasing, not taking it seriously: “Time to play the guessing game of ‘Why the Fuck is Pierre a Murder Suspect?’”
Suggestive and joking: “Oh, I was a whole lot more than his right hand,”
Withdrawn, serious: “I told you. Open book.”
Accent: Middle Eastern
Age Range: 50-65
Pronouns: She/Her
A middle-aged woman who is uninterested in most people unless they have something she wants. She doesn’t have many emotional connections, but the ones she does have are strong.
- english
- strong
- Stubborn
- Middle east
- female senior
- generic indian (asian)
Cold, full of malice and mystery: "Venity... You seem awfully good at getting yourself in trouble."
Relaxed, teasing: "It's good to see you, old man. I see you're still a slut."
Proud, calm as if this is normal: "I hear you finally killed someone. Good for you!"
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