Voice Actors - Satirical & Parody Radio-style Phone-in
Project Overview
Hi! We’re looking for a small number of voice actors for a series of short and satirical radio-style phone-ins.
Synopsis: Brian is the host of a radio talk show where his dog, Sally, uses her psychic abilities to read callers’ minds and predict their fortunes. Of course it’s all bogus, but Brian’s too crazy to think otherwise.
Those auditioning will need to use a decent microphone (think at least Blue Yeti). It should be high quality and clean. If there’s a line you’re not quite sure how to play, record it a few times and we’ll pick the best.
Those auditioning for Brian will need to be available for regular recordings as we’ll have additional content coming shortly. Happy to discuss additional payments for more work.
Payment will be handled through Paypal.
Deadlines are important. We’d expect delivery within 5 working days of a finalised script being sent over.
Anyone applying should be comfortable with offensive language and humour. Only 18+ applications.
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Brian loves all things para and supernatural, he’s definitely a conspiracy theorist but if it’s a conspiracy someone else believes in then they’re the crazy one. He’s rather self-deprecating unless it’s someone else who’s insulting him in which case he gets rather defensive. He loves his dog, Sally, more than anything and truly believes she’s some kind of psychic phenomenon.
Approx 1820 words.
How’s the psychic energy in the room Sally? Are you ready to converse with the dead for our dear listeners?!
Noooo. I don’t want to hear about your nocturnal activities.You’re PARA-normal activities.
We’re back folks and Sally is more juiced up on psychic energy than Lance Armstrong was on ball-shrinking roids during the tour de cheese and baguettes.
George is a disgruntled caller that bet his life savings on Sally’s ‘winning’ lottery numbers. Unfortunately he lost all his money…
Approx 120 words.
No you moron! I put my life savings on those numbers that you and your stupid psychic dog gave me.
Bill’s looking to know if his girlfriend will accept his proposal however Brian ends up making poor Bill confused about his sexuality. Bill gets rather anxious and angry about this topic change.
Approx 200 words
Uhh, well, I’m planning on proposing to my girlfriend and I want to know if she’ll say yes.
I was talking about the animals man...The animals!
Serena’s a prostitute that Brian’s roped into being a studio guest. She hates people looking down on her and has a real attitude.
Approx 160 words
I was thinking of moving out to LA and going into the movies business.
This dog has a betta life than me…
Oh my God! No!! I was talking about being an actress in a real movie.
Derrick’s an older gentleman who believes he was experimented on by the CIA. Brian doesn’t have much time for Derrick’s nonsense which makes him quite angry and upset.
Approx 150 words
Ohhhh...Sorry. You see. The CIA did those same experiments on me back in the 50s as well. Did all sorts of things to me.
I ain’t crazy!
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