Knock 'Em Dead!
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After everybody in a stand-up club dies instantly from an explosion, The Grim Reaper attempts to tell them that they’re dead. But apparently, they all think it’s a part of his comedy routine.
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The Grim Reaper attempts to tell an audience of dead people that they're all dead while they all continue to think he's performing a bit. He should sound intimidating, have a very bruting voice, but still sound awkward and confused. The Grim Reaper has 29 lines in the entire sketch.
And you... Killed a dog? It just said “Killed a dog”... Who just kills a dog?!
Crap, well hi... Hello! Allow me to introduce myself. I, am the Grim Reaper!
Oh... Wait, no no no! Hold on! Hold on. This isn’t a random comedy bit! I’m serious! You are all dead, for real.
Jerry Seinfeld performs in a comedy club and starts his set before he unknowingly dies in a explosion. He only has 2 lines.
Thank you, thank you. So what's the deal with-
Ohhhhh great! This again... Dude, why can’t you just read your audience?! You struck gold but then you just went back to what wasn’t working...
Then you should know what makes us laugh man... Your act is getting kinda stale...
Hey! You didn’t come up with that! I’ve heard that one before!
So what? You couldn't say I snogged a roomba?
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