The Simpsons Comics #1 "The Amazing Colossal Homer"

The only thing I’m high on is love - Love for my Son and Daughters! Yes, a little LSD is all I need!

These boys sound very nice but they're clearly nerds

I just think they’re neat

¡Ay, caramba!

If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it.

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

Shut up, brain! I've got friends now. I don't need you anymore.

Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?

Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt".

Excellent

Release the Hounds

Friends, Family, Religion. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed at business

He'a Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones from sector 7G

Uhh... You probably should ignore that.

I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to uh... die.

Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and this is Eye on Springfield.

A large bear-like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hills in search of food or perhaps employment

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves

A-heh-heh-heh

We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and... Freddy Quimby has it.

Hello, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe. No doubt you'll recognize me from TV.

Just go, and never tell anyone you were here!

Now, take a deep cleansing breath

Demand!? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town! You’re just a bunch of low-income nobodies!

If that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say that I don't also blow.

Hey! I am no longer illiterate

Fat Tony Is A Cancer On This Fair City. He's The Cancer And I Am The, Uh... What Cures Cancer?

I'm, Uh... I'm On A Road, Uh... Looks To Be Asphalt. Um, Ah Geez, Trees, Shrubs, Um... I'm Directly Under The Earth's Sun... Now!

Bake him away, toys!

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

I'm a drunk, I don't know nothing about how I do anything

Just hook it to my veins!

Hi, I'm Moe. Or, as the ladies like to call me, 'Hey you behind the bushes

Hey- Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I’ve, um- What was the third thing you said?

Listen to me, you little puke! One of these days I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!

This is just between me and you, smashed hat.

Ooh a head bag. Chock full of heady goodness.

Thank You, come again

Ha!

Oh, don’t worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone.

Usually it's just soup for one, salad for one, wine for three.

That's why you're the judge and I'm the law talking guy.

There's the truth. And The Truth!

As for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer.