The Loud House Musical
Project Overview
Lincoln Loud is the middle child of a family with eleven children. Not only that, but he’s the only boy. Although he cares about his sisters, he gets annoyed with them trying to interfere with his plans. A Valentine’s Day dance is coming up at Lincoln’s school, and he has his eyes set on Christina. When his sisters find out, they try to help him get her attention, but he quickly finds that their plans are outlandish and impossible to carry out. Can Lincoln manage to win Christina over and do it in one piece, or will he fold under the pressure? Based off the hit Nickelodeon series. This play has ten original songs, off the wall comedy, and hearfelt moments that greatly resemble the original series.
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Lori's boyfriend.
Ok dude, a girl is like a basketball. They have their ups and their downs, but… I don’t know where to go from here.(Doesn't sing)
Lincoln's love interest.
I just wanted to say that what you did this morning was amazing. It takes a big man to admit when he makes a mistake. And to do it in such an… entertaining way.
A bossy and cynical teenager, who is condescending and abrasive towards her younger siblings and is usually seen calling or texting her boyfriend Bobby on her smartphone. Despite this, she cares deeply about her brother and sisters.
(Try to sound as much like the original voice as you can)
I don’t appreciate the way you said ‘help’, but I’ll still do it. Like I said, this is a very big moment in your life. And I know just how to perfect it. I brought a special someone over that I think could help you out. Come on in Bobby!
(Sing something)
The only son and the middle child of the family, who is an avid reader of comic books. He cares for his sisters, but gets very annoyed with them meddling in his life. Lincoln is prone to irrational thinking and selfishness, even though he means well.
(Try to sound as much like the original voice as you can)
Allow me to introduce myself. Name’s Lincoln. Lincoln Loud. Do any of you guys come from a big family? I do. And I’m not talking about three, four, or even five siblings. I’ve got ten. I’m not kidding. Not just that, but they’re all girls. Yep, I’ve got five older sisters, and five younger sisters. And then there’s me, the only boy and the middle child. As if this place wasn’t chaotic enough. (Chuckle) Do you want to meet my sisters? It’s not like you have much of a choice. In the Loud house, there’s pretty much no such thing as privacy. So you’re bound to stumble across them sooner or later.
(Sing something)
A free-spirited musician with an interest in rock. She is very impulsive and prone to rash decisions, and can be easily influenced by her emotions.
(Try to sound as much like the original voice as you can)
That’s it? Sorry doesn’t fix everything bro. You may mean it, but the wounds are still fresh and open. It’s like hearing that the Beatles broke up, then trying to help the fans recover by going to their fan clubs and passing out Band-Aids. It’s going to take a lot more than “sorry” to fix it.
(Sing something)
An athlete and plays a variety of sports. She tends to start competitions among her siblings and tries to assert herself, even when it’s not needed.
(Try to sound as much like the original voice as you can)
As I’ve said earlier, a girl wants a guy who’s big, strong, and knows how to kick butt. Someone who can protect her, or even better, fight alongside her. Now I’m going to run you ragged during this time. I don’t want any back sass from you! I’m going turn you from a wimpy flapjack to a towering stack. Now drop and give me twenty!
(Sing something)
An emo girl with an interest in poetry and gothic fiction. Her dark behavior often frightens her siblings. She says the word “sigh” when she sighs.
(Try to sound as much like the original voice as you can)
My first poem is called “Together”. I know we’ll be together for eternity. But when you’re gone, so much pain engulfs me. I feel like I’m being ripped to shreds, into a million little threads. I feel like I’m being burned at the stake, and for heaven’s sake. Being without you is what I dread, because I’d be better off dead.
(Sing something)
Lola's twin sister. A fun-loving tomboy who loves to get her hands dirty, which often annoys Lola.
(Try to sound as much like the original voice as you can)
Ooh! I just thought of something even better! You get a big pile of mud, put it in a jar, and you give it to her. Then you tell her, there’s more where that came from if you go to the dance with me. And in no time, she’ll be swooning. Trust me.
(Sing something)
A highly intelligent girl with an IQ of 185. She enjoys solving complex equations and performing elaborate experiments, often using her siblings as test subjects. She speaks with a lisp.
(Try to sound as much like the original voice as you can)
It's just a simple placebo effect. Also known as a mind trick, or first year medical student syndrome. You think you have these symptoms, then you feel it without actually suffering from what actually causes it. But fear not, I will go retrieve the correct serum. I will return in approximately five minutes.
(Sing something) (Optional)
Lincoln's best friend, who serves as a wingman to him in his exploits. He spends almost all of his time with Lincoln and has an unrequited crush on Lori.
(Try to sound as much like the original voice as you can)
Maybe I wasn’t able to win Lori’s heart today. But mark my words, one day, she will be mine!
(Sing something)
Lincoln’s teacher who acts sporadic and oddly.
Good morning class. Sorry I’m late. I was in line at the drive through, then all of the sudden, this dump truck carrying a mountain of sugar backed up and unloaded all over my car, burring me inside. So I had to shovel my way out using my left shoe and hop my way over to school on one foot. But they were doing construction on the route I normally take, so I had to go through the park. But while I was there I got hit in the head with a Frisbee and was knocked unconscious. When I came to I got back to hopping, and luckily I got here just in time. Anyways, today we’ll be learning about adding fractions.
A girl who is fond of practical jokes and comedy. She often tells bad jokes, which gets on her siblings nerves.
(Try to sound as much like the original voice as you can)
Hey Lincoln. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A WAIST of time! (Laugh) I’ve got lots more where that came from if you’re interested…or not. By the way, what do you call a cow with no arms and legs? Ground beef! (Laugh) I’ve got to go come up with more of this stuff. See you later.
(Sing something)
A ditzy, kind and beautiful dumb blonde. Although she lacks intelligence, she does what she can to help others and tries to be useful, even though she is inept.
(Try to sound as much like the original voice as you can)
That’s amazing! If you need any help getting a date, I’d be happy to help. I know all about girls, mostly because I am one. But still.
(Sing something)
Lana's identical twin sister. A bratty girly girl who is skilled at plotting and scheming to get her way.
(Try to sound as much like the original voice as you can)
Listen to me Lincoln Loud. I did not spend the last hour painstakingly devising this brilliant training course just so that you could blow me off. If you continue to act this way, so help me, I will take it upon myself to make sure that you go dateless…FOREVER!
(Sing something)
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