Re-Casting for Three Roles
Three people failed to respond and/or meet the deadline - three roles were re-opened and will be re-cast! This project is ready to be finished, so let's do this! :)
The Kitchen
Project Overview
This is for a goofy, pun-based short film I am doing. It is centered in a kitchen, and focuses on the (very punny) lives of the foods, dishes, and silverware within. It is literally fruits and veggies etc. with googly eyes, and gloved hands moving them about. We're talking SUPER cheesy, here. No relation to the new movie that came out with the foods - I got this idea when I was scrambling eggs and making tons of egg puns - and it's certainly much more kid-friendly.
Most of the voices will be fairly goofy, plenty of room for both male and female voices, the parts are fairly short (seriously, some are only 1 line) and it will not take long to do a full record.
Please have a decent mic, no fans in background, no popping, etc - if the audition quality is not good, it will give a bad first impression and you will not be chosen. Please treat it as if you are doing it for real!!
This will be uploaded on my YouTube channel (www.youtube.com/MBHarkins) as soon as it's done! Filming is complete, I'm just looking to get the voices in, so I can edit everything together.
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Auditions Still Open!
A few roles still need to be filled! Once all roles are filled, lines will be sent out to be recorded! Don't forget to audition and share with your friends!
Voice Actor
Bread
closed
Unpaid
A bit creepy? Basically tries to hit on every single girl he sees. Thinks he's some kind of hot shot, but really, he isn't - keeps trying to deliver cheesy pickup lines.
How do you like your toast? I can be as dark as you want, baby.
How about we head back to my place for some toast and eggs? Maybe even eggs IN toast if you’re into that sort of thing.
Hey baby - want to be the butter to my bread?
Voice Actor
Sink
closed
Unpaid
Can be male or female (but preferably male) - goofy but kind of sad voice.
Aw, finally! I’ve been trying to get into this Club for months!
(Very sad / disappointed.) Awww...
Voice Actor
Egg #1
closed
Unpaid
American young male voice, not deep - he tells a lot of puns, so make sure you know how to put proper emphasis.
Hey! Hey, Reb-egg-a!
What did one egg say to the other?
Have an egg-cellent day!
Voice Actor
Bowl
closed
Unpaid
Dude. You ripe yet?
Let’s get this show on the road!
Voice Actor
Lettuce
closed
Unpaid
Open to any interpretation.
Ow, man, what was that for?!
Voice Actor
Spoon 1
closed
Unpaid
A sexy male spoon.
We're spooning.
Voice Actor
Broccoli
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Wyatt Henry
This guy is pretty open to interpretation, too, but I'm looking for an almost "Larry the Cucumber" from Veggie Tales sort of voice. You have to be able to sound angry / irritated.
I’m so sick and tired of this question! Why does everyone ask me if I’m a tree?! Over and over again, I tell people, I’m a broccoli - and no one listens! What is it? Is… is it the afro? Want me to cut it off? Fine, I’ll cut it off!
Voice Actor
Spoon 2
closed
Unpaid
A sexy female spoon - preferably with a French accent to make her extra sexy.
Okay, this meeting is very important to me - this could be just the scoop I need to get my career off to a good start - so I need you to do your best not to fork this up, alright?
Hey, don’t rush him - ripening is a delicate thing for an avocado.
Voice Actor
Salt
closed
Unpaid
Mature male voice.
Hey, leave us out of this.
He's ripe!
Voice Actor
Hey, leave that poor onion alone! No need to be so sour! You’re making him cry!
Voice Actor
Butter
closed
Unpaid
Open to interpretation.
(Annoyed.) Please leave.
Voice Actor
Chip #3
closed
Unpaid
Very small high pitched voice, as if the size of a mouse - otherwise open to interpretation.
Woo-hoo! Guacamole!
Voice Actor
Chip #2
closed
Unpaid
Very small high pitchedvoice, as if the size of a mouse - otherwise open to interpretation.
The avocado is ripe!
Voice Actor
Egg #3
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
deleted39134
Very goofy, idiotic sort of voice - if possible, maybe imitate the voice of the surfer fish in SpongeBob, with his weird laugh.
That pun was egg-cellent. Omelet you in just for that one.
Aww man - you’re really crackin’ me up!
(Laugh like you have just heard the stupidest / funniest joke in the entire world.)
Voice Actor
Lemon
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Wyatt Henry
A very sour (grumpy) lemon, maybe an elderly man sort of voice?
You stupid onion!
Well he made me cry!
Voice Actor
Avocado
closed
Unpaid
Open to interpretation.
Not quite.
(Excited.) Hey! Hey guys! Guys, come quick, I’m ripe!
Voice Actor
Egg #2
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
haileyf
Very unamused and annoyed with the other characters - doesn't have much of a sense of humor. Very clear, young female voice.
You're not funny.
Really scrambled your brain for that one, didn’t you?
Voice Actor
(Disgusted.) Ew.
(Irritated.) I’m getting tired of this - I’m not interested and never will be. Just let that sink in.
(Screaming and sinking into water.)
Voice Actor
Chip #1
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
miu
Very small high pitchedvoice, as if the size of a mouse - otherwise open to interpretation.
Hurry up - we don’t have all day.
Everyone! He’s finally ripe!
Voice Actor
Onion
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
miu
Have to be able to sound sad, and cry and sob - otherwise open to interpretation, and can be male or female.
(Crying and sobbing.)
(Sobbing while speaking.) I make everyone cry….
Voice Actor
Cheese
closed
Unpaid
This block of Colby Cheese is very in love with his girlfriend. Must be able to scream in shock - but of course, it can be cheesy ;)
Oh, baby, you know I think you’re grate. You shred my insecurities more than any woman I ever met.
(Screaming when he realizes his cheesy body has been shredded by a cheese grater.)
Voice Actor
Fork
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Billy Patrick
Goofy voice, is easily offended, somewhat shy and nervous character.
Hey now, that’s… that’s racist.
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