The Heathers (Musical)
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For everyone who auditioned thank you so much, I will be personally messaging you within today and tomorrow if you have a role and or part of the company! Thank you so much for this and be sure to support the project on the long run!
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Deadline pushed back for the weekend
All the auditions that have been sent were amazing and everyone is dripping with talent. For better results I'm pushing the deadline till Monday. So please consider auditioning for more roles. You're guaranteed a spot by then. Thank you so much everyone!
Veronica Sawyer is the main character who seems very dry and bitter at first. She then grows so seem more spunky and independent. She's a powerhouse of a vocal just like any other main part. Goodluck.
Fine, we’re damaged
Really damaged
But that does not make us wise
We’re not special, we’re not different
We don’t choose who lives or dies
Let’s be normal, see bad movies
Sneak a beer and watch tvWait...here's an option that I like:
Spend those thirty hours gettin'... freakay!
Yeah!
I need it hard,
I'm a dead girl walking!
I'm in your yard,
I'm a dead girl walking!
Before they punch my clock,
I'm snappin' off your window lock.
Got no time to knock
I'm a dead girl walking!
Martha is Veronica's best friend who seems to have separation issues.
There was a boy I met in kindergarten
He was sweet, he said that I was smart
He was good at sports and people liked him
And at nap time once we shared a mat
I didn't sleep I sat and watched him breathing
Watched and dreamed for nearly half an hour
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Then he woke upAnd we'll soar above the trees
Over cars and croquet lawns
Past the church and the lake
And the try-county mall
We will fly through the dawn
To a new kindergarten
Where nap time is centuries long
J.D is the main guy that Veronica drools over. He seems all happy and sunshine at first but he makes a dark turn for the worst of everyone. Pretty much every voice here is a huuuuge part and it's insane.
You left me and I fell apart,
I punched the wall and cried—
Bam! Bam! Bam!
Then I found you changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside!
And so I built a bomb
Tonight our school is Vietnam!
Let’s guarantee they’ll never see their senior prom!
I was meant to be yours!
We were meant to be one!
Don’t give up on me now!
Finish what we’ve begun!
I was mean to be yours!Freeze your brain.
Suck on that straw,
get lost in the pain.
Happiness comes
when everythings numbs.
Who needs cocaine?
Freeze your brain.
Freeze your brain...We can start and finish wars.
We're what killed the dinosaurs.
We're the asteroid that's overdue.
The dinosaurs will turn to dust.
They'll die because we say they must.
... I worship you.
I'd trade my life for yours.
We'll make them disappear.
We'll plant our garden here.
Our love is God.Our love is God.
The main Heather that starts off Veronica with her insane high-school year. She's that classic bitch girl in high school dramas that gets whatever she wants. Regardless the vocals blow me away.
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, biotch!No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings.
No one gets her insecurity.
I am more than shoulder pads and makeup.
No one sees the me inside of me.
[Spoken] Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply.
I honestly don't have much to say for Heather Duke. She's just there. She's one of the other Heathers who's kinda just there to be another brat.
Woah!
Honey, whachu waiting fo—
Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy storeAwe look, heather's going to,
Whine, whine, whine all night!
You don't deserve to live
Why not kill yourself!
Here have sedative
Whine, whine, whine!
Like there's no Santa Clause (ooh, ooh)
You're pathetic because you whine!
You whine all night!
Your ass is off the team.
Go on and bitch and moan.
You don't deserve to dream
You're gonna die alone
Die alone, die alone,
Die alone, die alone.
The little yellow sunshine. I love how her character isn't really anything until act two. She's kind of just dragged along just because she's another Heather. Her solo song is so emotional and surreal. I love it.
Everyone's pushing
Everyone's fighting
Storms are approaching
There's nowhere to hide
If I say the wrong thing
Or I wear the wrong outfit
They'll throw me right over the sideI'm hugging my knees
And the captain is pointing
Well who made her captain?
Still, the weakest must go
The tiniest lifeboat
Full of people I know
The tiniest lifeboat
Full of people I know
Um high-school jock? Again, not much to say. hypersexual? Um. Possibly (not really) gay?
They long for your embrace!
They'll curl up on your face
You make my balls so blue!
Just look at them glow...
We're beggin' you!
Don't make my balls so blue.
*copy and pastes Kurt's Description*
[Speaking]You'll hurt their feelings.
You make my balls so blue.
You make my balls so blue.
What did they do to you
that you hate them so?
like a tackling dummy!
She's that one hippie teacher that wants attention. I would really appreciate a mature/old twang to this character. To fit it you know?
Who wants to share what's in their heart?
No volunteers, fine, i'll start,
My name's Pauline.
I live alone.
My husband left,
My kids are grown.
In the 60's love was free,
That did not work out well for me.
The revolution came and went
Tried to change the world,
Barely made a dent.
I have struggled with despair.
I've joined a cult,
Chopped off my hair.
I chant, i prayed, but god's not there.
So Steve! I'm ending our affair!
And i faked it, every, single time.
Woo, it feels fan-freaking-tastic
1, 2 take me home kids!
This is for all the extra/ small student rolls. If you audition here your have a good 80% chance of getting in.
Soprano, Mezzo, AltosTenor, Baritone, Bass? (Which one are you?)
The folks are gone,
it's time for big fun! Big fun!
We're up till dawn
having some big fun! Big fun!
When mom and dad forget
to lock the liquor cabinet,
it's big fun! Big fun! Big fun!