The Heathers (Musical)

The Heathers (Musical)

Project Overview

I've just recently got my hands on the music sheets and instrumentals for this wonderful musical. I've had the dying urge to gather fans to sing 15-20 songs and have the best quality. I'd love to do this with other broadways/musicals. I will be making vocal guides for those who can't read music. (It'd really help if you could though.) I will also provide example songs in the description of each character. Have fun! Warning! This musical does have vulgar language and Intense topics!!
Anywho, here are the rules. 

1. This is not a joke. I'm taking time out of my already stressful life to fulfill something I really want to do. 

2. All auditions MUST have good audio. No pitching, background noise, huff puffs or anything.

This does not apply to anyone here

3. For anyone I know irl that wants to audition for this. You still have to email or send an audition of you singing a certain part.

This does not apply to anyone here

4. We are only doing 15-20 songs, don't complain about certain songs not being there

5. Act In Your Singing- I can't stress how dependent this musical is on emotions and acting

6. Be respectful to other people in the production, we want a loving environment

7. Be active, online, or on lines. + make deadlines

PLEASE

8. And Have fun. I Really want to do this. I don't care if I get a role or not I just want to see this play through with people who love this musical as much as I do. I might to a Hamilton version of this. When it's easier to get music sheets.

*Also! All auditions MUST be in acapella. 

Contact me or comment for any questions you have.



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  • Thank you!

    For everyone who auditioned thank you so much, I will be personally messaging you within today and tomorrow if you have a role and or part of the company! Thank you so much for this and be sure to support the project on the long run!
  • Deadline pushed back for the weekend

    All the auditions that have been sent were amazing and everyone is dripping with talent. For better results I'm pushing the deadline till Monday. So please consider auditioning for more roles. You're guaranteed a spot by then. Thank you so much everyone!
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Veronica Sawyer
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: bearandrocky1

Veronica Sawyer is the main character who seems very dry and bitter at first. She then grows so seem more spunky and independent. She's a powerhouse of a vocal just like any other main part. Goodluck.

First song: https://youtu.be/9h80Sr15n4M
Second: https://youtu.be/3EyDyxGZn_Y

  • Fine, we’re damaged
    Really damaged
    But that does not make us wise
    We’re not special, we’re not different
    We don’t choose who lives or dies
    Let’s be normal, see bad movies
    Sneak a beer and watch tv

  • Wait...here's an option that I like:
    Spend those thirty hours gettin'... freakay!
    Yeah!
    I need it hard,
    I'm a dead girl walking!
    I'm in your yard,
    I'm a dead girl walking!
    Before they punch my clock,
    I'm snappin' off your window lock.
    Got no time to knock
    I'm a dead girl walking!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Martha Dunnstock
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: elicarter

Martha is Veronica's best friend who seems to have separation issues.

Her solo song is probably my favorite one so I'm holding this audition to high standard. Not that you guys aren't already amazing.
Only song: https://youtu.be/P9MwGckEZd4

  • There was a boy I met in kindergarten
    He was sweet, he said that I was smart
    He was good at sports and people liked him
    And at nap time once we shared a mat
    I didn't sleep I sat and watched him breathing
    Watched and dreamed for nearly half an hour
    Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
    Then he woke up

  • And we'll soar above the trees
    Over cars and croquet lawns
    Past the church and the lake
    And the try-county mall
    We will fly through the dawn
    To a new kindergarten
    Where nap time is centuries long

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
'J.D' James Dean
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

J.D is the main guy that Veronica drools over. He seems all happy and sunshine at first but he makes a dark turn for the worst of everyone. Pretty much every voice here is a huuuuge part and it's insane.

First song: https://youtu.be/hD7x_7tUFNI
Second song: https://youtu.be/GAOxJv96VE8
Third song: https://youtu.be/P3dGcN_mJ50

  • You left me and I fell apart,
    I punched the wall and cried—
    Bam! Bam! Bam!
    Then I found you changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside!
    And so I built a bomb
    Tonight our school is Vietnam!
    Let’s guarantee they’ll never see their senior prom!
    I was meant to be yours!
    We were meant to be one!
    Don’t give up on me now!
    Finish what we’ve begun!
    I was mean to be yours!

  • Freeze your brain.
    Suck on that straw,
    get lost in the pain.
    Happiness comes
    when everythings numbs.
    Who needs cocaine?
    Freeze your brain.
    Freeze your brain...

  • We can start and finish wars.
    We're what killed the dinosaurs.
    We're the asteroid that's overdue.

    The dinosaurs will turn to dust.

    They'll die because we say they must.

    ... I worship you.
    I'd trade my life for yours.
    We'll make them disappear.
    We'll plant our garden here.

    Our love is God.Our love is God.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Heather Chandler
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: charaito

The main Heather that starts off Veronica with her insane high-school year. She's that classic bitch girl in high school dramas that gets whatever she wants. Regardless the vocals blow me away.

First song: https://youtu.be/BQOoTX1Nxx8
Second song: https://youtu.be/esJKM00L9Ss

  • Are we gonna have a problem?
    You got a bone to pick?
    You’ve come so far,
    Why now are you pulling on my dick?
    I’d normally slap your face off,
    And everyone here could watch.
    But I’m feeling nice.
    Here’s some advice.
    Listen up, biotch!

  • No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings.
    No one gets her insecurity.
    I am more than shoulder pads and makeup.
    No one sees the me inside of me.
    [Spoken] Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Heather Duke
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

I honestly don't have much to say for Heather Duke. She's just there. She's one of the other Heathers who's kinda just there to be another brat.

First song: https://youtu.be/BQOoTX1Nxx8
Second song: https://youtu.be/_h_Zi4F1I8I

  • Woah!
    Honey, whachu waiting fo—

    Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
    Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store

  • Awe look, heather's going to,

    Whine, whine, whine all night!

    You don't deserve to live
    Why not kill yourself!

    Here have sedative 
    Whine, whine, whine!
    Like there's no Santa Clause (ooh, ooh)

    You're pathetic because you whine!

    You whine all night!

    Your ass is off the team.
    Go on and bitch and moan.
    You don't deserve to dream
    You're gonna die alone
    Die alone, die alone,
    Die alone, die alone.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Heather McNamara
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

The little yellow sunshine. I love how her character isn't really anything until act two. She's kind of just dragged along just because she's another Heather. Her solo song is so emotional and surreal. I love it.

Only song: https://youtu.be/cO_bnOUmX6s

  • Everyone's pushing
    Everyone's fighting
    Storms are approaching
    There's nowhere to hide
    If I say the wrong thing
    Or I wear the wrong outfit
    They'll throw me right over the side

  • I'm hugging my knees
    And the captain is pointing
    Well who made her captain?
    Still, the weakest must go
    The tiniest lifeboat
    Full of people I know
    The tiniest lifeboat
    Full of people I know

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kurt Kelly
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Um high-school jock? Again, not much to say. hypersexual? Um. Possibly (not really) gay?

Only song: https://youtu.be/QzqUTJ7U3xs

  • They long for your embrace!

    They'll curl up on your face

    You make my balls so blue!

    Just look at them glow...

    We're beggin' you!

    Don't make my balls so blue.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ram Sweeney
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

*copy and pastes Kurt's Description*

Um high-school jock? Again, not much to say. hypersexual? Um. Possibly (not really) gay?
Only song: https://youtu.be/QzqUTJ7U3xs



  • [Speaking]You'll hurt their feelings.
    You make my balls so blue.
    You make my balls so blue.

    What did they do to you
    that you hate them so?

    like a tackling dummy!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mrs. Fleming
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: allieactress

She's that one hippie teacher that wants attention. I would really appreciate a mature/old twang to this character. To fit it you know?

Only song: https://youtu.be/uIGvxf0IEXs

  • Who wants to share what's in their heart?
    No volunteers, fine, i'll start,
    My name's Pauline.
    I live alone.
    My husband left,
    My kids are grown.
    In the 60's love was free,
    That did not work out well for me.
    The revolution came and went
    Tried to change the world,
    Barely made a dent.
    I have struggled with despair.
    I've joined a cult,
    Chopped off my hair.
    I chant, i prayed, but god's not there.
    So Steve! I'm ending our affair!
    And i faked it, every, single time.
    Woo, it feels fan-freaking-tastic
    1, 2 take me home kids!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Extra/Ensemble
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: wrenalight

This is for all the extra/ small student rolls. If you audition here your have a good 80% chance of getting in.

Only song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q1p89oUQUM

  • Soprano, Mezzo, AltosTenor, Baritone, Bass? (Which one are you?) 

  • The folks are gone,
    it's time for big fun! Big fun!
    We're up till dawn
    having some big fun! Big fun!
    When mom and dad forget
    to lock the liquor cabinet,
    it's big fun! Big fun! Big fun!

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