The Amazing Digital Fandub

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Pomni: We did it! We make such a good team!

Pomni: Eh, yeah, true.

Pomni: I suppose this is the part where one of us betrays the other.

Pomni: Oh. Uh—I just—I thought this was gonna be a mutual thing.

Pomni: ...I don't... really want to.

Pomni: We could just be winners. As a team.

Pomni: What do you mean? Yes, we are.

Pomni: Weren't we kind of bonding over being chaotic-evil together?

Pomni: Did I... do something wrong?

Pomni: No, I mean—We were doing fine. Having fun, talking. But you suddenly just—

Pomni: If I shoot you right now, are we still gonna be friends afterwards?

Pomni: Wh...What about all that stuff you told me?

Pomni: No. No, no, no. We're not doing this. You're—You're not gonna look me in the eye and tell me nothing we've been doing together meant anything to you, because I know that's not true.

Pomni: Oh my god, can you take this seriously? Can you take ANYTHING seriously?

Pomni: Wh—I—mmm... you reached out to me, not the other way around. You're just gonna pretend that didn't happen?

Pomni: Is this why you didn't show up to Kaufmo's funeral?

Pomni: Yeah, I bet you don't, because you're scared. Y-You're scared you'll actually show a human emotion.

Pomni: Have you ever thought that this might be what causes people to abstract in the first place? 

Pomni: I'm... I'm sorry.

Pomni: ...What would you do if I abstracted tomorrow?

Pomni: Okay... okay... I understand.

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Jax: (bitter laugh) (His gloved-hand on his hip while his other arm is straight down) Oh my GOD! (He points to himself by using his gloved-hand) Are you seriously gonna blame me for something that everybody else did too?! (He stomps venomously towards Pomni while she backs away) You didn't even know him! You don't even know what people are LIKE before they abstract! (He points to Pomni by using his gloved finger) They are NOT pleasant to be around. Like AT ALL! You—

(Jax suddenly stops, scoffs, and slowly regains his smile. The transition is uncanny.)

Jax: I'm sure you are.

(Jax then hisses through his teeth and tries to change the subject.)

Jax: (His two gloved-hands behind his head) Hooo, man! (His gloved-hand on the side of his head) This is all sorts of embarrassing, huh? So, are you gonna shoot me, or what? (His head tilted while his gloved fingers do a gun gesture)

Jax: Oh, here we go. Here we go! Because I didn't fight back, that means I secretly care about you?! (Sarcastically) (He points to Pomni by using his gloved-hand) I'm just a misunderstood little chicken fetus in an egg (His gloved-hands describe) that needs to be cracked open. (Furiously) Well, I am NOT! (He points to Pomni by using his gloved-finger) I do not care about you, or ANYONE ELSE in this circus in the slightest! (His two gloved fists) End of story!

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Kinger: Ah, what a game. Who knew Pomni could be such a sharpshooter? These adventures, huh?

Kinger: And look, even though we lost, at least we gave it our all, right?

Kinger: Um... you feeling alright?

Kinger: Are you upset we lost?

Kinger: Or are you upset about something else?

Kinger: You wanna talk about it?

Kinger: Well, I don't think anyone in here hates you.

Kinger: Maybe you just needed a break. It sounds to me like you put a lot of pressure on yourself to be there for everyone, and when you're not, you beat yourself up for it. You said you failed Pomni. W-Why do you feel that way?

Kinger: ...The way I see it, relationships are two sided, and sometimes, it doesn't make sense to do all the heavy lifting when the other isn't in the mood. We all go through and deal with things differently, and sometimes, you just need to let people do things their own way. As long as you're still there when they need you. Giving someone space should never be the same as giving up on them.

Kinger: Do you hate yourself?

Kinger: I hated myself. I couldn't help but hate myself for the things I thought I was responsible for. I thought I'd lost everything. But then... you showed up. And my outlook just... changed. There are always ways to show you care without ruining yourself over it. You need to look out for yourself in all this, too.

Kinger: Heh. I guess I just have a resilient mind.

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Ragatha: (sighs, voice cracking) I think... I might have failed Pomni. Just like I failed Jax. I try too hard to get on their good side, and then I just end up pushing them away. And then, they end up hating me...

Ragatha: (scoffs) Jax does! Gangle and Zooble don't ever talk to me, and... Pomni probably won't after today, either. (sighs) She came to me wanting to be on my team. I said no. (sighs) Why did I do that?

Ragatha: I don't know... I feel like every day, we're drifting further apart. Like she's seen through all my tricks and doesn't trust me anymore. Before I know it... she'll be a different person. One who doesn't even want me around.

Ragatha: I don't even know what I want. I just want everyone to be happy. And I don't want people to hate me.

Ragatha: I don't get it. So often, nothing you say makes any sense, but then you have these moments where you... (laughs) I don't know. How do you do that? How've you been around for so long?

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Zooble: What th-- (scoffs) Could you have done that the whole time? (Zooble was back down on the ground)

Zooble: Uh, Bubble's feelings?

Zooble: I--

Zooble: I... (attempts to get out of the couch) would rather not.

Zooble: No, I mean, (grabs a cyan circular piece out of their chest) I've already told you what my problem is. You just never remember because... (places the piece back on their chest) Oh, never mind.

Zooble: See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. All you're thinking about is your adventures. It has nothing to do with the adventures. It's more just... Ugh, forget it. You're probably not even listening.

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Gangle: Is it broken? Or are we the broken ones?

Gangle: (turning to Jax) How long has this shift really gone on for? Six hours? Eight? 24? A week? A year? Does time even move in here?! Will we ever go home?! Will we ever achieve our dreams?!

(Gangle's watch alarm beeps, snapping her out of her funk. She checks it.)

Gangle: Oh, wait. (looks between her watch and the clock) Yeah, that clock's broken.

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Caine: Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine! I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon! (He pulls Bubble from his hat.) Isn't that right, Bubble?

Caine: Well, let's not waste any time! Let's get right into the show! (Caine and Bubble move away from the show curtain as it opens)

Caine: Now, now, now, my dear. We can't have any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders, where anything can happen! (His eyes look around the place, before he elaborates) E-Except for swearing.

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Bubble: Why would they hate you when they could just (glitches) ...hate you?

Bubble: They'd rather abstract than go on your adventures.

Bubble: Maybe you're just genuinely bad at this.

Bubbles: Defective.

Bubbles: Faulty!

Bubbles: Broken!

Bubbles: Unworthy!

Bubble: (Bubble whispers next to Caine) Maybe you deserve to be abandoned.

Bubble: (voice brutally low) You really were the lesser of the two. You ruined this.