Tarzan Abridged
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Well I'm a Apeman
*Tarzan Call and Then Cough*
Oh God he Hanged Himself so God Oh God
Well Britain Is a Very Rainy Place i Dunno why i Moved There
Shut Up you Horrible Ape Man
Oh God Thugs are Charging
What Type of a Fool Do you Think i Am Clayton, Well your Quite Right There
AHHHHHHHHH
Oh Sh-
Suckerin Suchatash
Take This
DIE DIE DIE
Hakuna Matata
He He
Oh God a Spear
Kerchak you Little Idiot
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Clayton is Like Donald Trump except Not
But I'm Lance Henriksen i Can Do Whatever i Like
Um What am i Supposed to Do with This Uh Dead Leopard i Only Eat Banana
OF COURSE I'M ALRIGHT YOU IDIOT I JUST GOT SHOT DEAR GOD STUPID AND IDIOTIC SINCE THE DAY I FIRST MET YOU I REALY FRICKEN HATE Y-*makes dying like sounds*
Im a Leopard with a Inexplicable Australian Accent in The Middle of Africa i Can Take on a Man
Bring It On
Oh Dear Kangaroo Im Dead Blahh
WILL YOU SHUT UP OLD MAN
WELL APE MAN I WILL HAVE THESE TWO FINE GENTLEMEN HERE LOCK YOU UP IN THE DUNGEON
OH GOD I'M FALLING TO MY DEATH OH WELL AT LEAST IM RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN DEATH HAHAHA *choking noise*
DUUH Hi Mr Ape Man we are Taking Control of The Ship
Get Him, Huh
Ow You Little Son of a-
Toppa The Mornin to Ya Apes My Name is Poacher Von Captureman
Grr D'oh
Hahaha
*Choking Sound*
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Grr Huh AHHHHHHHHHH
Hahaha i Got You N-*Makes Grunting Noise*
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