Stupid Smash Bros.
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A voice cast for my series "Stupid Smash Bros." Basically, think Brawl Taunts, but SSB Ultimate focused. Stupid Smash Bros. is part of the Pipe Trouble banner.
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The Brooklyn-living, Italian-born plumber that's the main character of the Mario series and the leader of the Stupid Smash Bros. bandwagon. Even though he's the most famous of the group, he's a racist douchebag who likes to trip Yoshi and start fights. Also has a part-time job as a doctor because super mushrooms showed up on his drug test and got him fired from plumbing pretty quickly.
Do the Hotel Mario voice.
It's-a me, Mario!
Mamma Mia! ...who's-a Mia?
Wahahahahahaha...!
Mario's brother. Luigi is a scaredy-cat plumber who wins by doing absolutely nothing, except maybe a death stare or two. Apparently he has his own mansion and pretends he's in Ghostbusters. He is in love with Daisy, who cheats on him with Tatanga.
Do the Hotel Mario voice.
It's-a me, Luigi!
Mario, where are you?
Go Luigi! Go Luigi!
Princess Peach is the typical damsel-in-distress and then some. The ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach is always getting "kidnapped" by Bowser, when in reality she's cheating on Mario with him. Even then she doesn't want to date a spiky turtle thing. She's a total player. Some of the men she's ravished are Solid Snake, Meta Knight, and Ike. Watch out for the frying pan.
Do the Super Mario 64 voice or Hotel Mario voice or whatever you want Peach to sound like.
Have some of this!
Oh! Finally, I get to meet a real man!
Did I win?
A spiked Koopa that's the king of the Koopa Troopas. Bowser and Princess Peach are dating. He also has a son he conceived with Peach, Bowser Jr., who spends way too much time playing games he shouldn't be playing.
Do the DiC cartoons voice.
Look at me, I'm horny! Get it? I have... horns?
Braaaaaughuhg.
DON'T WATCH THAT, JR.!!!
Wario is an overweight friend of Mario's who runs a microgames business with people like Mona, Ashley, Kat, Ana, 9-Volt, and 5-Volt. He likes to eat garlic (perfect for when Simon Belmont joins the Smash crew) and farts. A lot. Peach has banned him from the castle because of this. He also learned hypnosis. Maybe from Hypno?
Do the voice he had in the commercial for Super Mario Land 2 because everyone has their voice from old memes and stuff.
It's-a we! Wario! Haha!
Obey Wario, destroy Mario!
Waaaaah!
Yoshi's a green dinosaur that can usually only say its own name and make sounds. Mario trips it a lot, which leads everyone to start fighting. It is TOM 2's personal favorite Nintendo character.
Do the DiC cartoons voice (as it's modeled off that version when it decides to speak.)
Yoshi!
Hup! Hooooooh!
Ee-eh!
Waluigi is Wario's brother and apparently thinks he's in JoJo. He owns a taco stand and he's worshipped by almost all the Smash crew.
Just imitate Robbie Rotten. RIP.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Now look at this net that I just found!
Welcome to Waluigi's Taco Stand!
A ten year old hedgehog that loves to run fast and eat chili dogs. Hates Mario and generally is the more popular in the Smash crew. Perhaps he should become the leader?
Make him sound like Jaleel White.
Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like; but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT'S NO GOOD!
I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Super Sonic style!
A Tastes Like Diabetes robot boy of 10 years of age who owns a robot dog named Rush. Mega Man is happy and excitable and seems nothing like a man.
Do his Mega Man 8 voice.
Hi! I'm Mega Man! Oh boy-y boy, I'm in Smash!
Hey Bass, why must I fight you? We are not enemies!
Rush Jet!
Solid Snake is a genetically-enhanced soldier who works for FOXHOUND. He appears obsessed with box idiocy and believes smoking's cool. He's also very sexy and has an amazing ass.
Imitate David Hayter's voice. Please.
It's showtime...
Kept you waitin', huh?
Will do.
Ryu is a skilled fighter who can overcome any challenge. He's one of the "cool people" in the Smash crew.
Hiii-yah!
OK, who's next?
Hadouken!
Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter who has a bad habit of crashing Dracula's parties. He also has a problem with his ego.
I want a Steven Blum impersonation for Simon.
Let a real man show you how it's done.
Your words are as empty as your soul!
What a horrible night to have a curse.
Someone to animate the series
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Someone to draw
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