Princess Peach is the typical damsel-in-distress and then some. The ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach is always getting "kidnapped" by Bowser, when in reality she's cheating on Mario with him. Even then she doesn't want to date a spiky turtle thing. She's a total player. Some of the men she's ravished are Solid Snake, Meta Knight, and Ike. Watch out for the frying pan.

Do the Super Mario 64 voice or Hotel Mario voice or whatever you want Peach to sound like.