Starbomb: A Fan Musical (Concept Album Recording)
Project Overview
The plot of the musical is that Dan and Arin, two friends who enjoy singing songs about video games to people, have just blown their latest gig, and are unsure what they should do next. After a video game session leads to an improved rap, the two decide to create a band and perform video game based raps. Along the way, they encounter trials and tribulations, learning the truth that "friendship is more important". This musical will feature appearances from Ninja Brian, Jon, Suzy, Barry, Ross, Graham, and more of the Grumps crew, in the Grumpin'-est musical ever.
I want to record the songs that I plan to use for the musical, as well as some lines of dialogue. There will be plenty of roles to audition for, and I can't wait to see what everyone brings.
UPDATE
Thought I would add the full song list onto here, to give people a better idea of what music layout will be like.
PROLOGUE
Dont Sue Us (Opening): Arin, Dan, Ninja Brian
ACT I
Hey Kids! (Sonic's Best Pal): Arin, Dan, Children, Graham
The Grump Room (Game Grumps Theme): Barry, Suzy, Ross, Arin, Dan
Regretroid: Arin, Dan, Suzy, Barry, Ross
GET OUTTA HERE (Mr. Wilson Rap): Dan, Arin
Attitude City: Ninja Brian, Suzy, Dan, Arin, Barry
Dragon Slayer: Dan, Arin
Rough Times (Mega Marital Problems): Emily, Suzy, Arin, Dan
RAP BATTLE! (Ryu VS Ken): Arin, Dan
Jons Triumphant Return (Jontron State of Affairs/Jontron Main Theme): Jon, Jacques
Crasher-Vania: Jon, Arin, Dan, Suzy, Barry, Ross
Pause Friends (Pauseballs): Dan, Arin, Jon, Jacques
ACT II
Luigi's Ballad: Dan, Ross, Emily
Let it Grump: Arin, Ross, Barry, Jon, Jacques
Start Friends (Pauseballs Reprise): Dan, Arin
Starbomb (Opening Reprise): Dan, Arin, Graham, Ninja Brian
Performing for the Execs (Mr. Wilson Rap Reprise): Dan, Arin, Graham
Its Dangerous to Go Alone: Dan, Arin, Graham
Dans Love Song (Peppermint Creams/Why I Cry): Dan, Emily, Ninja Brian, The Gods
Dan Gets Laid (Kirbys Adventures in Reamland): Dan, Emily, Arin
The Last Steps (Soar Onward): Dan, Barry, Suzy, Ross, Arin, Ninja Brian
I Choose You to Die: Company
"Bows" (Smash Instrumental): N/A
EPILOGUE
1, 2, 3 (Outro): Arin, Dan
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Vocal Range: Soprano
Arin's supporting wife, and a fellow member of the Game Grumps team. Despite her love for her husband, she is mad that the songs and games he plays with Dan don't portray women in a good light. She joins Arin and Dan on their quest to form Starbomb.
Sing this section of Regretroid (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxXJoS5tyus)
What pisses me off most in this world
Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl
So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies
And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes!
Stop treating me like I'm a sex object!
Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect!
I'm sorry guys... We just don't have it in the budget to do the show on the moon...
(Sad) Listen to me... I didn't marry the Arin Hanson who blew off his friends for glory, who wanted nothing more than fame and money. I married the Arin Hanson that knows that laughter is what really matters. The one who can pick up a room full of sad people with a silly voice, make the whole world smile... Make me smile... Now tell me, where is that Arin Hanson?
Non-singing role
Dan and Arin's manager, who tries to market their music to various record labels.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Glendale Children's Library... Please welcome Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan!
...Yeah, you two are SO fired.
Alright, boys... What have you got this time for me?
Vocal Range: Tenor
The other half of Game Grumps, a tame and gentle giant. In his mind, Danny is a memetic God who dug out the Qumran Caves, wrestled alligators while high, and spent his college years in France wooing the local ladies. However, he is really a sweet man who wants nothing more than a bag of Skittles, a glass of Pepsi, and to get laid.
Sing this section of "Peppermint Creams" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8VonQtVuM)
I have ridden thousands of miles
I have survived the deadliest trials
I've fought through battles you can't even dream
For a taste of your peppermint creams
Sword and steed are all that I've had
To conquer the evil over the land
But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes
Was the thought of your peppermint creams
OH! Talkin' about your boobies
The peppermint creams are your boobies
Your boobalicious boobies
OH GOD!GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!!
Sing this section of "Why I Cry" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwS9_kYONM&index=18&list=LL64mNjr7xvwiOxDqNk9-vuA)
Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh creme brule
Now, mount this stallion and we shall ride
While also flying kites
Make love inside a rainbow through the night
And after sex, I'll cry
Cry
And also before sex, I'll cry
Cry
(normal voice) Hello there. My name is Danny Sexbang. I'm the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party (breathily) That band he was just talking about. (back to normal voice) And this here is Ninja Brian. Say hi, Ninja Brian!
Vocal Range: High Baritone/ Low Tenor
The leader of the Game Grumps, and the lead singer of Starbomb. He is cocky, overly sure of himself, loud, and generally immature about serious subjects. Yet, he is well respected by his friends and family. He is incredibly proud of his talents, which include beatboxing and impressions.
Arin requires a large amount of rapping, beatboxing and singing.
Sing this section of "Sonic's Best Pal" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weAy8atKCj8)YO, F**K YOUR RINGS SONIC!
IT'S TIME TO GET REAL!
I WANNA KILL A MOTHERF**KERJUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS.
IF YOU'RE GONNA COME AT MEYOU BETTER COME AT ME STRONG.
I'LL BREAK YOUR SORRY-ASS LEGS
IF YOU LOOK AT ME WRONG!
I'M TAILS THE FOX, YOU LITTLE *****,AND I'M ON THE ATTACK.
MY ENDOCRINE SYSTEM IS F**KIN' RIDDLED WITH CRACK!
NOW I'VE GOT HALLUCINATIONS,AND THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL.
I CAN TASTE COLORS,AND I'M GONNA SKULL-**** YOUR SOUL!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sing "Let it Grump" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuAJmDIIYCg&index=2&list=LL64mNjr7xvwiOxDqNk9-vuA)
Hey, welcome back to Game Grumps!
Vocal Range: Tenor or Baritone
The vengeful Ninja of Attitude City, and the keyboardist of Starbomb. He prefers to stay silent, but will express himself when necessary. He has no friends, only seeing Dan and Arin as pawns in his plan to take over the world through murder and kick-ass jams
Sing this section of Attitude City (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC3jD_l6q48)
What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
And diplomas from The University of F**kin' Keepin' it Real!
...
...I hate all of you
Vocal Range: Baritone/Bass
The Game Grumps' editor and "sidekick", who accompanies them on their journey to form the best band in the universe.
Sing anything for your audition song
I've been fired, like, eight times today!
Here comes Yoshi!
Vocal Range: Soprano or Alto
A young woman who Dan meets in an Attitude City Bar. After years of searching for love, she wants nothing more than to settle down with a "nice guy" in a better city. She often disappears before Dan gets the chance to ask her out, though.
Sing this section of Why I Cry
Watch a film with me
I love boring romantic comedies
Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
Any movie we see
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speedTrust me, when you've been living in a hell like this, you need to learn to take care of yourself.
Oh, my name's Emily. It's nice to meet you.
Vocal Range: Tenor
The Australian member of the Game Grumps, and a "little brother" to Arin and Dan. He is a constant annoyance to the Grump gang, often mispronouncing common place names and offering up strange euphamisms.
Sing this section of Luigi's Ballad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQu4hxDhhTU)
What up, *****, I got a one-up, *****
What's inside the question block; it's my dick
It's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more Italian than pastrami
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
I save you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanooki
I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen
My mushroom's now mega, if you know what I mean
So suck it
Don't count your chickens before they egg.
Choo-choo, motherf**ker.
Vocal Range: Tenor
A former member of the Game Grumps, he left in order to become a major Broadway superstar. He has returned to Glendale to convince Arin to join him on stage in "Banjo-Kazooie: The Musical"
Sing Jon's opera piece from his "state of affairs" video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlQUzUpsMM)
BUT AIIIIIRRRREN!!!!
Arin, that doesn't even rhyme...
Non-singing role
Jon's pet cyborg bird, who speaks in a robotic voice. He is constantly with Jon.
Yes, human spawn. Join us on the Broadway stage.
Like, woah. Dude. Holy S**T.
Arin has left us, Jon... I blame you.
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