Starbomb: A Fan Musical (Concept Album Recording)
masonorr for Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan
Vocal Range: Tenor
The other half of Game Grumps, a tame and gentle giant. In his mind, Danny is a memetic God who dug out the Qumran Caves, wrestled alligators while high, and spent his college years in France wooing the local ladies. However, he is really a sweet man who wants nothing more than a bag of Skittles, a glass of Pepsi, and to get laid.
Sing this section of "Peppermint Creams" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8VonQtVuM)
I have ridden thousands of miles
I have survived the deadliest trials
I've fought through battles you can't even dream
For a taste of your peppermint creams
Sword and steed are all that I've had
To conquer the evil over the land
But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes
Was the thought of your peppermint creams
OH! Talkin' about your boobies
The peppermint creams are your boobies
Your boobalicious boobies
OH GOD!GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!!
Sing this section of "Why I Cry" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwS9_kYONM&index=18&list=LL64mNjr7xvwiOxDqNk9-vuA)
Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh creme brule
Now, mount this stallion and we shall ride
While also flying kites
Make love inside a rainbow through the night
And after sex, I'll cry
Cry
And also before sex, I'll cry
Cry
(normal voice) Hello there. My name is Danny Sexbang. I'm the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party (breathily) That band he was just talking about. (back to normal voice) And this here is Ninja Brian. Say hi, Ninja Brian!
