Star Wars Parody (Halo Machinima)

Star Wars Parody (Halo Machinima)

Project Overview

A strange ship is spotted at a mountain in Eridanus II, 2 UNSC agents are ordered to investigate.


Hijinks insue when Darth Vader and his unloyal assistant Kanye West start a plan to invade all of Eridanus II and it's neighboring planets, including earth.


Auditions will be reviewed at the end of the deadline.

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Tara K. Avena
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: flyingturtle


Tara is Latina and very aggressive especially towards her Commander; David Rosky who adopted her at the age of 4.

the source of her rage comes from a mission gone wrong where two ofher best friends and her possible lover were killed in a massive explosion, David in a situation of panic chose Tara as priority. This caused her to think it was her fault for the death of her partners, She has hated David for this ever since.

Her left eye is permenantley shut because of a birth defect, she can however see through it thanks to UNSC Technology.

  • I asked nicely for you to not get my squad killed on that IV SHIP!  REMEMBER THAT!?

  • David.. You're spiteful.    

  • Who to kill... I pick the man who got most of our squad killed.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kayne West
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: trvtechy

Not looking for an impressionist, Just try to have fun, This is a parody after all!


Kanye West is known for being very agressive and has been called "arrogant" on many occasions

(in fiction) Kanye was a hero to the rebels, when the base he was stationed in YC-4CF was attacked by the empire he was spared by Darth Vader out of pity, Kanye soon became Vaders' Assistant, neither side trusts eachother.

  • Don't let me into my zone!

  • I can't feel my arm, I can't feel my fucking arm, feels like going with kim's ass all over again.

  • Man..Those gattlin guns, they done they finished.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Allen H. Loyd
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: mitchlawrenceva

Allen is a spry teen that was accepted into the ranks of the UNSC at the age of 14, he is an exceptional programmer with having coded the auto-pilot for many millitary carriers, however his father (Oliver H. Loyd) forced Allen to focus on Combat, Oliver minimalizing Allen's skill as a programmer.


Allen is assigned to watching over whatever is in the ship.



  • *SCREAMING* DAVID! YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD, AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK TO LOOK FOR ME!

  • sergeant..I'm on site, wish you could see something this cool.

  • It might have been a week for you, but it was an eternity for me.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Fred R. Wright
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: alexander-the-va

Again have fun with them,  Boys and Girls and Nonbinarys alike feel free to contribute.


Fred is a transgender general of the UNSC, they were recommended the role by David, a friend of their's

They have been conducting operations on Seton a moon of one of the outer colony planets filled with diamons.

Fred is a stern general who will demote anyone not operating 100%

  • Our "packages" have been stowed away as well.

  • Itseems we are making progress, attempt to make contact.

  • We are fighting something we don't understand, something alien 

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