After the recent release of Saltydkdan’s video on this bootleg Spongebob film from Iran, I’ve decided to start an unofficial dub of Spongebob In Tehran! We’ll be using the direct subtitles from YouTube for the most authentic performance. Unfortunately, the video was copyright struck. Reuploads have surfaced, but there were no subtitles. I’m getting in contact with the original uploaded to see if he has the captions file. I had to go off saltydkdan’s video, so some of the auditions (aka Old Crab and Detective Fake) have few lines or some repeats.
“Today on Spongebob Squarepants, Mr. Krabs, We Are In Trouble!”
“Now all the members of the Kawaii Squad are here.”
“It’s Bikini Bottom, ‘the always happy and full of energy’ town!”
“We are in trouble, Mr. Krabs!”
“Mr Krabs, I already have enough holes in me!”
“No Patrick, it’s the ship that hits the iceberg!”
“Don’t push! Don’t push! Ouch..”
“Yay! It started.”
“Woah! What a car!”
“I can’t wait to leave this place.”
“Spongebob! Help!”
“Do you guys even know what you’re doing?!
“Activate self defense system! Rip him some new holes!”
“What am I supposed to do with bubbles?!”
“This is the tutorial video on how I make the secret sauce! I lost it a while ago.”
“Well Krabs, the day has come for your defeat!”
“It’s so tight!”
“For the formula they’ve gone to Iran? This time no one can stop me!”
There are a lot of fish characters in the movie, so we’re going to combine them all into one VA!
“Hey, can you leave Mr. Pretty Clothes over there here? He’s attracting customers well!”
“Should I bring you some ice cream?”
“Sorry man, I’m alone. I’ll be there in a minute, I’m on the grill right now.”
“You have to look after this guy! He knows everything! You have to find him!”
“You have to go and find this poor old guy! He knows the things you need to find out!”
“This one’s in Iran, you have to go to Iran!”
“I am Detective Fake.”
If you can translate this film, you are of upmost importance to this. We need a translator if we cannot get the captions file.
Say something you think would fit
