Auditions Closed
Thank you to everyone who auditioned, you all did an amazing job! It was a tight race yall!
We want to thank everyone for your time and interest in our project!
-Arielle & Crit
People auditioning must be 18 years or older!
Slash & Fuck is a stupid sexy dnd podcast that lost its DM (due to scheduling conflicts) and is now looking to become an Audio Drama to round out the story!
Quick Plot description
Slash & Fuck follows Astris, a half elf paladin, and Thea, a tiefling bard and warlock, as they try to save the land of Null from a rising new God who seeks to subjugate and control the masses.
If you'd like to know more, the first season of Slash & Fuck is available at the link below, or wherever you get your podcasts.
https://slash-fuck.simplecast.com/
Follow our social media accounts for more updates and character art!
Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/stupidsexydndpodcast/
Bluesky- https://bsky.app/profile/stupidsexydnd.bsky.social
As mentioned before you must be at least 18 to audition for this project. We deal with a range of topics such as body horror (fairly mild), violence (minor gore), softcore sexual encounters (nothing explicit!), religious trauma and queer identity. That said we will never depict scenes of SA, that's not our style. Our goal is to be horny and silly folks!
*Our first season is a little more explicit than the audio drama will be.
Payment
We will be paying $3 per line (USD). Prefer PayPal.
Casting Call doesn't have this as an option so where you see "flat rate" is an estimate based on the number of lines.
As well as monetary payments all of our actors will receive an IMDB credit!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt36073793/
Project Road Map
The scope of this project is an 8 episode audio drama. This will be a somewhat long term commitment, so please be aware of that when auditioning!
After you've been cast you'll receive a copy of the script and will have 2 weeks to record and deliver your lines. Lines are due Oct 12th.
Audition guidelines
XLR mics only (no headset, USB, or phone mics)
No background noise or loud room tone
2 takes per line max
If you’re using any sort of voice FX (pitch shift, echo, etc), please submit one clean take with no FX so we can hear you naturally
Don't slate your audition
Please no anime style voices, we're looking for more realistic sounds
Must have a discord account, please add your user name in the notes of your audition
Things we're looking for!
Actors who are excited to bring these characters to life.
Actors who can convey romantic/intimate dialog.
Actors who can convey movement in their line delivery.
ABSOLUTELY NO AI WILL BE USED FOR THIS PROJECT!
We believe in art and the power of the artist! We would be more than happy to sign an AI waiver!
https://navavoices.org/synth-ai-info/ai-voice-actor-resources/#nava-synth-ai-rider
Thank you to everyone who auditioned, you all did an amazing job! It was a tight race yall!
We want to thank everyone for your time and interest in our project!
-Arielle & Crit
Only a few hours left to get those auditions in!
After we listen to all the auditions we will be contacting our choice by Sunday at the latest!
Thank you so much to everyone who has sent in auditions!
Hey yall, there one week left to audition! So make sure you get them in!
And thank you to everyone who has submitted an audition already! You've all made me laugh so much with your reads!
Approx line count - 20~
AJ Quinn is Thea’s father, and she’s meeting him for the first time. He’s a rock star with a residency in the RIbbon (las vegas). He’s in his 60s but still rockin! He’s a bit of Elvis, Keith Richards and Jack Black all rolled into one. He’s kinda strung out, like a bro, stoner dad who listens to a lot of the Grateful Dead. He’s not a good dad and he’s not a bad dad. He very much lives in the present and is down to jam with Thea now that she’s here, but probably won’t think too hard about her when she leaves.
AJ Quinn only appears in episode 4. His voice should sound older, and a little tired from all the years of singing. Stoner/ burnout vocal sway. Think a more chill 90s/00s Matthew Lillard.
[Meeting his daughter for the first time after a show. Pretty unfazed by the whole thing] Hey, kid! Been a while since one of you came knocking at my door. But you're definitely one of mine. Those horns are a dead give away.
[Talking about naming instraments while making bad dad jokes] Oh, you abso-LUTE-ly gotta name your instrument man. Heheh. That's how you form a bond with your baby.
[Thea just agreed to have a short jam session] Sweet, let's jam it out. Lemme light this real quick. (taking a drag) (holding it in) You want some?