Satan's Assassin
Project Overview
Hello everyone! You tired of seeing me bothering everyone with FNaF and anime stuff yet? Well, gladly for you, this is a different type of project! I myself would like to break away from all that for a while and while looking through the manuscript for Satan's Assassin, I realized that it's not that bad at all. In fact, even though I wrote it so I am a bit biased, I think it's actually pretty good for a rewrite. I might make a discord group for this if you guys would be interested in that, just let me know in your audition.
So, What is Satan's Assassin?
Well, I'm so glad you asked Mr/Ms reader!
Satan's Assassin is the story of Lügner, a young man who commits suicide and finds himself in Hell. Don't worry though, this isn't a sob story. Satan, who has taken an interest in Lügner offers him a job as one of his assassins and, because Lügner doesn't find anything out of the ordinary in the contract and has nothing better to do with his life, he agrees. Soon after, he finds himself paired up with the overly inapropriate Gauner and the cold and cynical Blood Dog. This is about as far as is written, but hey! It's a good start, right? I like it so...Anyway, Here's a bit of an exerpt for you to check out and, if you like what you read, feel free to audition! If no one thinks this is cool, no worries man. I have another book about death and gods and magic.
Man, I write weird shit I guess.
“Welcome to Hell kid.” His voice was soft and deceptive “Didn’t think you’d be showing up this early, but hey, who am I to complain.”
I squinted at him slightly, my throat was sore and my voice came out rasped and empty of feeling “Who the fuck are you?”
The man laughed and I shivered “Well, you seem to be taking this a lot better than most people. Rather blasé actually. If this is Hell, than I must be Satan, mustn’t I? Oh, now I don’t care much for horns and red skin and all that tomfoolery, but I promise you I am who I say I am. Hm?” he cocked his head to one side, as his a though had stuck him “You won’t be staying with me for long apparently. While you’re here, allow me to make a proposition.”
“Are you serious? I’m not an idiot. I may be dead, but I’m not dumb. By the way, I’m apparently dead so what’s the point of getting worked up about the fact I’m in Hell?”
“Fair enough, kid. At least hear out my offer though. This is a once in a death-time chance after all.” He placed his hand to his chin thoughtfully.
I sighed “Fine.”
“As you can tell, I’m obviously only one being. It true that I can inhabit many hundreds of people and things at once, why I’m doing it now, but even with that I cannot fuck with all of humanity at once.” He stroked his chin absently as he spoke “Therefore, I need a little help bending the rest of humanity over backwards. You have no reason to live anyway; otherwise you wouldn’t have set your house on fire. “
I tapped my foot with irritation. “And the point is? Pointing out the fact that I have no purpose isn’t helping your case here.”
“Hehe, someone’s feisty today. The point is I have a purpose for you. A job, if you will.” He stood up and walked across the room, then turned to face me suddenly. “I want you to be…my assassin.” He snapped his fingers and pointed at me.
I was utterly dumbstruck “You want me to what?”
IMPORTANT: This is going to get confusing unless you can understand that the characters are unaware that they are speaking English, as the book takes place in Germany and Lügner never learned English, as you will find out. I don't have the skills to write the book in German, nor do I want to. Just inderstand that to the characters, everything is in German and not English.
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If you want to audition for Lügner you're going to have to be willing to put in the work needed, because he will also be narrating the story, which is his story to narrate, to be fair. Voice: Mid to low tenor
I honestly couldn’t decide which was more frustrating, his snide remarks or that stupid smiley face.
I busted up laughing. I felt bad, but it was such a funny thing to suggest. Everything felt so odd and surreal. Here I was, negotiating with Satan in Hell and he was talking to me like a used car salesman.
I suppose you’ll want a description of what it’s like to die. If I must, I will make this be, but you mustn’t ask me for such things later on when my tale gets thick and confusing.
Once upon a time, I had a friend who went by Bloody Dog who was in the original version of the story. I decided to keep the character because I really liked the way he turned out and, at one point, Gauner makes reference to him turning into a Hell Hound, which was part of the original version of Satan's Assassin.Voice: Wow! A Mid Base! Good going on changing up the tenor streak!
“I’m not in love with Mouse. That would be a conflict of interest and furthermore I am not losing her. She was never mine to lose. Stop forcing your fucked OTP’s on everyone.”
“Anyway, all of this is stupid. I know you’re just trying to goad me into a murder attempt because for some fucked up reason you get off on that-“
“It’s the mark of one of Satan’s Assassins. Unless you’re stuck in Hell. Like Mouse. She can’t really move around that much. Satan’s got a collar on her, a thick metal chain that holds her to the floor. She can only move in a 10 foot radius.”
Ah, Gauner, the happily R-Rated whore. Well, I mean, he's a fun character to write so maybe he'll be fun to voice too. Plus, you get to be a whiney emo. Who doesn't love whiney emo guys?
“Oh, well, sorry bro. Wrong door I guess.”
“Are you single?”
“Aye, BD! Where’d you run off to? Find yourself crawling back to Mouse again? You know you don’t have any reason to worry about her now that’s she’s sleeping with that Eldritch God!”
I think having some art for this would be cool! Originally I was thinking a comic verison of the story to go along with the voices. but that might take a long time. I guess it's up to you!
So, I guess for this, just tell me about yourself and what got you interested in the project. If you want to link me to your previous stuff, that'd be cool too!
This is more for the video's than anything. I'm not that good at editing so having someone who can do it on board with the team would be cool.
Much like the Artist role, I really just want to hear what you think of the story and what got you interested in it. What kind of stuff are you into and things like that.
The big bad guy who...is actually rather playful and sarcastic. He's not even the bad guy really. He's just...I guess he's got his part to play, you know? Voice: Mid Tenor-ish, almost like, if anyone listens to Midnight Marinara, their episode of The Devils Game. Which, to be fair, was a bit of the inspiration for this book in the first place.
“Yeah, my adviser. I’m Satan; I can have staff if I want. I have a secretary, why can’t I have an adviser? That’s so stupid.”
“Does it really have to make sense? It’s not a hard thing to do, taking a person’s life. It’s quick and then it’s done. Simple. If you can kill yourself, you can just as easily kill someone else.”
Lügner AKA Mickey AKA this is stupid
Merry mother fucking Christmas jackass. Maybe now you’ll learn something useful
Satan :)
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