Sailor Moon's Audio Drama Parody Thing!!!! - Episode 1
Project Overview
As the name of this project would suggest, this is a loving tribute/over-the-top parody of Sailor Moon... IN AUDIO FORM! Many of the characters have skewed and/or overly-exaggerated personalities, and there's a bit of swearing, so go ahead and back out if you aren't comfortable with that shit. If you are... GREAT! Feel free to have fun and adlib if you want; I'm not necessarily looking for people who sound identical to the dub voices (though if you do, that'd be pretty cool), as long as you fit the characters (or at least the re-purposed versions I wrote), that's A-OK with me... but make sure you have a nice, clear-quality mic, try not to have background noise or anything like that; this ain't amateur hour here! :P Also, it'd be a lot more convenient if you had Skype. Just puttin' that out there.
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The main antagonist; EXREMELY hammy. Go for "Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain". Also, she makes a lot of bad octopus/squid puns, so be prepared for that.
We shall harvest energy to rid the planet of the four-limbed scourge by performing misdemeanors and mildly annoying people with silly monsters! MUAHAHAHA!!!
You shall be the first one to harness energy for the great Octollective!
MINIONS! I REQUIRE A CEPHALOZENGE!
Very grumpy, and has even less tolerance for Usagi's shenanigans than usual.
WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!
Why the hell are you talking like that?
Uh... Right... Well, you have to go to school today. So, go do that... School, I mean.
She's brash, energetic, and not exactly the brightest person around. In other words: a lovable main character for the masses.
You may know me better as: SAILOR MOON, GUARDIAN OF SAILORS!
Yeah, yeah, he’s smart and stuff! Now move out of the way, I can’t see ANYTHING!
*sad/serious* You go on ahead; I’ll catch up in a little bit.
The stereotypical bitchy teacher; not really much to say about this one, aside from the fact that I used the word "stereotypical" for three character descriptions in a row.
Usagi! You’re late AGAIN!
I... just sit down.
A pweshus widdle child who is actually very precocious and bratty and has a tendency to be able to get away with literally everything.
Hey, Usagi! So, how was school today?
We literally just ate; you still have food in your cheeks!
That's not what I mean, you dip.
Has a stereotypically thick Brooklyn/Joisey accent, like the DiC dub. Otherwise, she's just as energetic and airheaded as Usagi.
'Ey, Serena! Did'ja heah about the new boy in school t'day?
Oh, really…? Well, I heard he’s quite the lookah!
Shaddap, Melvin.
Soft-spoken, whiny and submissive; she tends to get neglected by her friends because they think she's such a push-over, and has low self-esteem as a result. But push her too far, and you may end up seeing another side of her.
Um... Don't you have anything special to say about me...? *whimpers*
Oh…! Y-You actually came!
Venus Crystal Power... MAKE-UP!
She's very intelligent, so she often comes off as snobby and superior.
Um... Actually, my name is pronounced "AMI", and--
I think it would be the most logical if I went first; I WAS the first to see him, after all!
Just what are you implying…?!
Overly dignified and kiss-assy, with a stereotypical British accent; he comes off as a lot more suave and charming in human form, however.
*Normal* What is your plan, my Queen...?
*Human* How lovely, my name is Zerconia. Would you like to see me for dinner tonight…?
You're not going ANYWHERE...!
She's very tomboyish, and has a tendency to flip from adrenaline-crazed maniac to a sweet motherly-type on a dime... though whether the latter is a facade is up for debate.
I JUST ATE A WHOLE BOX OF NAILS! Also, I baked some cookies; does anyone want some?
GIRLS! WE CAN SETTLE THIS MATTER ONCE AND FOR ALL IN MORTAL COMBAT…! Or we can draw straws!
Go break a leg out there, girl!
Probably the least changed from the original character; she's kind of bitchy, egotistical, and [as far as the main girls go] the straight man to Usagi's antics, often dishing out sarcastic or mean-spirited comments.
We're SAILOR GUARDIANS, genius.
So, that’s the guy, huh…? Pretty cute!
That’s just like a man… How’d she take it?
Deep-voiced and overly enthusiastic, always loudly announcing what's going on, no matter how banal it may be; much like say, an announcer for radio plays or a saturday morning cartoon.
WELCOME ONE AND ALL, TO SAILOR MOON’S SUPER DELUXE AUDIO-DRAMA ADVENTURE!!!!!
Meanwhile, in the Evil Lair of Scum and Villainy, on the Planet Bad in the 4th Black Hole of the Galaxus Nebula Star System...!
Meanwhile, in LE FRENCH RESTAURANT...
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