Re:Zero Starting Life In An Abridged World

Re:Zero Starting Life In An Abridged World

Project Overview

So now that the voice acting community I'm a part of is starting to pick up off the ground. I thought I'd throw my own abridge into the mix. And whats a better show to try to Abridge than the infamous 2016 anime, Re:Zero! Now a couple rules before we get started!

1. GOOD MIC QUALITY! Can not stress that enough! 


2. COMMITMENT! I don't want to be the guy who has to track down people and ask where some stuff is. 


3. COMMUNICATION! I prefer skype and discord. This is mostly just so I can easily get a hold of you and find out stuff whether it is about lines or it is about problems and setbacks. 


4. HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIVES!


Also as a side note:

-To those wondering why Betelgeuse is not on here is because I personally will be voicing him.

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  • CASTING HAS BEEN COMPLETE (?)

    I want to congratulate the people who have been casted and have news for the people who haven't been casted. I want to thank all of you for auditioning and would like to say good uck to you all. For you see, since you have auditioned, you have a chance maybe as an extra character if I need one. I will mainly look towards the extra auditions at the bottom first but who knows what I'll need later on down the road. Anyway, thank you again for and good luck to you all in the future!

  • LAST CHANCE

    Main Casting is already halfway finished and you know what that means! Some of you have missed your chance. But you still have some time. Get those auditions in as soon as possible because you have no idea who will be casted next. However for those of you who wanted to audition and found the role taken, I still encourage you to audition for some extras. Everyone who has auditioned will be considered, if I need an extra role filled so go ahead and get your audition in before time runs out! Good luck and may the best man/woman win!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Felt
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: scarletpiano13

Just a girl from the slums trying to make enough to support herself.

  • (Running on rooftops) Oh crap! Ran out of building!

  • (You come home to see a man rummaging through what little belongings you have. IMPROVISE!)

  • Woah! Hey! Put the magic away! Maybe we can just talk something out?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Elsa Granhiert
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: LatinFireVA

She's not too different from her usual sadistic and vicious self. The only real difference is that everything she says will be VERY sensual.

  • Your body is so precious when its agonizing. So warm. So stiff.

  • So you're THE Reinhard Von Astrea. Let's see if those sword skills of yours are as satisfying as people say.

  • (Improv)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Roswaal L. Mathers
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: dndan

With Roswaal, I want to give him the Maximillion Pegasus voice from YGOTAS except he's gonna have the opposite personality. For mental image, he sounds bent as a paperclip, but acts straight as a pencil.

  • Oh Ram dear. You'll ruin that pretty face with that spiteful mouth of yours.

  • Well I'm off. Oh and Subaru, try not to mess up the girls to much, okay?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Wilhelm Von Astrea
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: clutch roadagain

As a promise to his late wife Theresia, Wilhelm now has a DEEP love of flowers. Not sexually deep, but florist deep.

  • It truly is a wonderful afternoon. Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Subaru?

  • Mr. Subaru, why don't we take a break for a moment? All this excessive training will wear you down to no good. Here, how about we enjoy the sight of Crusch's Tansy Snapdragons. 

  • FEEL MY WRATH YOU GARGANTUAN NARWHAL!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Reinhard Von Astrea
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: bluewings4

Because of his position, he likes pretending to be a superhero when confronting bad guys. 

  • Well what do we have here? We have three thugs picking on a presumably innocent young boy.

  • Stand down evildoer. I am here to stop your heinous actions once and for all.

  • Okay. Fair enough. I'll stop doing the thing now. 

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Puck
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: raspdere

Puck is hard to figure out. Is he sinister or is he just a prankster? Either way, Puck loves to be scary. He says he's joking most of the time, however how much of that is true?

  • Oh? So you have a thing for hairy legs?

  • She doesn’t have too many friends so she craves things like nicknames. She’s easy to please. (whisper) In more ways than one.

  • Oh hey look! He woke up. For a second there I thought that I would have to scavenge your flesh and sell your bones to a witch doctor.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Emilia
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: deleted18431

Emilia acts like she does in the anime, except a little more selfish.

  • Why do you want to help me?

  • Hey Subaru. Do you ever get that weird feeling of Deja Vu?

  • I don't understand! After all the things you've been through, the thing that I have put you through, why? Why do you still want to follow me around!?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Ram
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: pistacchieo

Most of the time Ram will be a mute. Mostly just ignoring people and just not giving a fuck. However there will be moments when characters least expect them so that she can roast someone hardcore.

  • Life is precious. You should get one.

  • It takes a clown to see a clown.

  • At least I can sexually identify Felix.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rem
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: hikarisouh240

Rem is rem. That is all.

  • Hello there. I am Rem. And this is my sister Ram.

  • No matter what painful things happens, even when it looks like you'll lose... when no one else in the world believes in you... when you don't even believe in yourself... I will believe in you!

  • (Go Berserk)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
EXTRAS
open
Unpaid

I decided to make this role a group one just because there are so many minor characters that make repeated appearances for brief moments so I'm just gonna put a bunch some male roles in one of the audition lines and female roles in the other and just say their name, Improv, or quotes from the characters you would like to audition for.

  • Male Roles: Aldebaran, Old Man Rom, Otto, Julius, Ricardo Welken, Any villagers, Soldiers

  • Female Roles: Anastasia, Crusch, Priscilla, Beatrice, Theresia Van Astrea, The triplets, Any villagers, Any village children

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kadomon
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: brob

Just a normal guy selling food in the city. I'm picturing a slight jersey accent. Not too think but kinda there.

  • Aye kid! You lookin a little tired there. Can I interest you in an Appa?

  • Well if you're looking for trouble, you can ask those two people fro earlier. Geez, throwing magic around like its Goddamn Confetti or something. Someone could've really gotten hurt.

  • Well look what they Elf dropped off. How's it been Kid?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Natsuki Subaru
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: dj horn

Subaru is still Subaru except he's a bit more level headed and realistic.

  • There's NO WAY that this is an anime world. This can't be real right? Welp. There's only one way to find out and that is if that girl in the road gets run over or not.

  • GOD DAMMIT! GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT! Is Felix a GUY or a GIRL? Is it SHE, HE, TRANS, CROSSDRESSING? WHAT IS IT?!

  • Oh shit is that a dead bo-(cut and now on the ground bleeding and in pain) What the hell was- Oh shit those are my insides-OH FUCK MY INSIDES ARE MY OUTSIDES!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Felix Argyle
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: lynn

Felix will actually be a girl, however everyone is going to be making Subaru chase his own tail trying to figure out her gender. Other than that, Felix is just like Felix.

  • So you're the boy that has taken an interest in Emilia. Glad to see she's finally making friends.

  • No. Wilhelm is just being a silly old man. I really am a girl.

  • Crusch! You know you shouldn't be out her drinking this late! Let alone with Subaru of all people.

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