Congratulations
Anyone who auditioned to narrate you all get the part. we got some many stories so the more the merrier
Ponyriffs
Project Overview
Discover an Equestria much unlike the one you know.one where decency is all but a lost art. Where bad fanfiction runs rampant, and little pink ponies make other poor souls read them. Where Running gags are sent to die. Where only Riffers have the power to make it all right.
Due to the nature of the fanfics riffed, many of these are considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work). While a not-so-precious few can be considered "safe", many fics in this series contain explicit depictions of gore and/or sex ("clop", as it is better known in the fandom), among other unpleasant things, so use caution when auditioning. don't say I didn't warn you.
Riffing is basically a read-through of a story by a bunch of characters who insert snarky remarks throughout the story.
ANYTHING can be riffed! Whether the story be good or bad, funny or serious, we'll riff it! So you must be willing to have NO shame!
I have plans in mind for 39 stories split among 3 13 episode seasons but am willing to stretch it if any of the selected Actors have stories they would like to see ripped to shreds.
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it's not dead...hopefully
shortly after updating the call my laptop broke down and working my job and trying to find a home to move from my parents is becoming more of a priority than a silly little parody series, thing have mellowed out and i am looking to get back into it. I appreciate everyone for auditioning and i apologize for the long period without an update and would love if we could get things going. I understand schedules might conflict or being upset and turning it down and i accept if you do so. I just want to say thank you all and i look forward to working with you if we do. -
Deadline extension and additional characters
Due to the lack of auditions I am going to be extending the deadline be another four weeks and adding a few more characters.
Voice Actor
Pinkie Pie
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
darknightprincess
the main antagonist of the series. A diabolical prankster forcing the cast to read these awful stories, though she is occasionally willing to put herself in the line of fire as a riffer. She is the personification of bubbliness and happiness but can have a sadistic streak. she is a gleeful maniac that can get a tad annoying to the other characters..
Wow! She figured out everything that was just told to her out loud! She IS a mind reader!
DON'TKNOWDON'TCARELET'SSTART
*improvise*
Voice Actor
Rainbow Dash
closed
Unpaid
Pinkie pie's partner in crime and occasional riffer.The self-proclaimed coolest pony in town. In her eyes, she's the raddest, most awesome pony to ever live. In reality, it's not that far from the truth, but would it really kill her to boast about it a little bit less?
I've got a kick-ass gore fic for ya! And by kick-ass, i mean it'll feel as though you got your ass kicked by the time the story's done.
*sarcastic* Wow. A creature that you know can talk TALKS? Call the news paper, we got a major story right here!
*improvise*
Voice Actor
Twilight Sparkle
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
darknightprincess
A normal unicorn from Canterlot before she met her friends at Ponyville. Often a target of Pinkie and Rainbow's pranks alongside Rarity and Author. Twilight is extremely bright, adorably dorky, and incredibly neurotic, often panicking over the smallest issues. Most importantly, she is a good friend.
how long was he bouncing on that pogo stick?! Batman can't destroy a town in five seconds!
Quiet down teeth! How am i supposed to speak with you chattering away like that!?
*improvise*
Voice Actor
Rarity
open
Unpaid
A very delicate unicorn who is very good at fashion design. one of the frequent victims of pinkies pranks alongside twilight and the author. a major drama queen and an egoist who doesn’t realize that she’s an egoist. Despite her shortcomings (snippy tendencies and a holier-than-thou attitude), Rarity is kind and generous overall.
You're under arrest for excessive un-fabulousness
Police are reporting from the scene where a series of mingling mishaps have left five dead. One survivor said; 'The weather! Too much talk about the weather'
*improvise*
Voice Actor
Applejack
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Flutters225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaAZ_OyUFzQ
A rough-and-tumble pony who lives a simple lifestyle down on an apple farm. Applejack might not be exactly book-smart, but she shows a good amount of common sense in comparison to her friends sometimes. Her only real flaw is her stubbornness.
Scootaloo is a mutant, walking dessert. We should suggest that idea to Author as we're kicking the punctuation out of him.
We are here to mourn the passing of twilight sparkle, who died in a way that, for some reason, her family did not want to bring up.
*improvise*
Voice Actor
Fluttershy
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
gauntie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYwqtylZjKQ
The quietest and shyest pony in town...unless you get on her bad side, which rarely happens, thankfully. Fluttershy, as her name implies, has a hard time adjusting to new ponies, but she's a great friend in the end.
*embarrassed* That was, uh, anger! I was red with rage!
I mean, this is my house, so it's mine, but now yours, but not really...Oh, just take your shower!
*improvise*
Voice Actor
Apple Bloom
closed
Unpaid
Good luck getting a cloud to burn
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MOTHER FUCKERS!
*improvise*
Voice Actor
Scootaloo
closed
Unpaid
nothing like living in a house that you instantly fall through the floor of
Hey, maybe that makes you a pie too, Apple Bloom! could you imagine your brother eating you out-Hold on a sec...*sneezes* Eating you out of a pie pan?
*improvise*
Voice Actor
I'll need to ask Mr.Cake if he can give me a hoofjob sometime. It sounds delicous!
what are you talking about that story was really educational!
*improvise*
Voice Actor
(Tell me an excerpt from your favorite story)
(Tell me a bit about yourself)
(Tell me your favorite fan-fiction or story in general))
Voice Actor
Tommy Wiseau
open
Unpaid
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, RAINBOW!
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