Absolutely Absurd Assembly Auditions

Project Overview

🎬 Absolutely Absurd Assembly (Animated Comedy Short)

Project Type: Animation (Comedy)
Status: Casting Voice Actors & Music Composers
Creator: PH1L & 53LMA
YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@PH1L-53LMA

🌟 About the Project

Welcome to Absolutely Absurd Assembly—a fast-paced, chaotic comedy where logic disappears, nonsense takes over, and every character feels like they drank three cups of cartoon energy.

Expect expressive performances, exaggerated humor, and moments that go from “normal” to “what just happened?” in seconds.

🎤🎵 Auditions — Voice Actors & Music Composers🎤 Voice Actors

Requirements:

  • Match your voice to the character’s personality and tone

  • Use clear audio (minimal background noise)

  • Submit your audition lines directly on CCC

  • Your voice should not be monotone

Notes:

  • You may audition for multiple characters

  • Keep submissions around 1 minute or less

  • Big, expressive, comedic delivery is highly encouraged

🎵 Music Composers

Requirements:

  • Create music that fits the comedic, chaotic energy of the short

  • Be adaptable to timing and scene changes

  • Upload your sample track to CCC

Notes:

  • Style can vary (cartoon, dramatic, quirky—just make it fit)

  • Keep audio clean and file sizes reasonable

⚠️ General Rules

  • All required fields must be completed

  • Be respectful and professional throughout the process

🎬 What Happens Next?

All submissions will be reviewed, and the best fits will be selected.
Voice actors may be featured in a Voice Auditions video, and final roles will be announced afterward.

Link to the full script: https://1drv.ms/w/c/74b1d6d8cde74efe/IQCRPRlPyeeJSaRmSvAqLkQ2AUNmSTNcp7u8zei0aO5e0I0?e=Bp2RN0

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Project Roles: PH1L (pronounced "Phil") 53LMA (pronounced "Selma") Animator Score Music Composer SFX Maker "Teamwork" (Singers)
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
PH1L (pronounced "Phil")
open
Unpaid

INFO ABOUT PH1L: He's a dumb, orange R2-D2-like robot with a broken lightbulb on the top of his head. He has two automatic trapdoors on his sides that open to let his arm/s out and close after the arm/s go back inside him. He has a mouth that, when he talks, glows in sync.

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • dumb
  • male adult
  • american (new york)
  • Kooky
  • Croaky
  • american
  • animation/character
  • Numbuh 2/Hogarth Pennywhistle Hoagie Gilligan Jr
  • spongebob
  • Gargamel

  • (to 53LMA) I couldn’t find anywhere to put me peanut butter jars!!! (whimpers) Oh… WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

  • (to himself) I found and brought little bits and bobs inserted inside the box. (dumps the screws and tool out of the plastic bag) And a tool! (gets an Allen wrench from the pile) So, how to assemble this? (turns to 53LMA) 53LMA? Provide me them instrucciones from that manual!

  • (happy) Yep. And we ares robots! And best friends foreva!!! Teamwork!!! (he and 53LMA high- fived each other; ending the short)

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
53LMA (pronounced "Selma")
open
Unpaid

INFO ABOUT 53LMA: She's a short, cute, optimistic, green, spherical, limbed BB-8-like robot with two blue eyes in a small screen for a face and a single antenna on her head. She is PH1L's best friend.


Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • cute
  • Optimstic
  • american
  • adult female
  • animation/character
  • Squeaky
  • Haley Tju
  • Tuffy (Tom and Jerry)
  • Martin Prince Jr

  • Here it is. Cuttles, in the middle of Spring Valley, an unincorporated place a few miles west from our home. The home of ready-to-assemble furniture, household goods, and stuff and services.

  • Hmm... Uh-huh... Lemme... (squints; we are looking at the manual; reads in strange Fwench; confused) “InsĂ©rez la vis dans le trou, puis vissez-la fermement.” (to PH1L; frustrated) PH1L, this dastardly manual isn't even in English! How am I supposed to read this?!

  • NO! (Manual is shown again; she points to two Cuttles mascots in the manual in the partly assembled furniture.) What he needs to be is to call this other guy to help him finish it! I think they’re working together!

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Animator
Animator
Animator
open
Unpaid

I need an animator to make this because I'm still working on a graphic novel, "Dari." Please make sure to animated it good and without flaws. Follow the script in the description (link), make some storyboards, and show me your animatic and output in one file (put it in a Google Drive file - format: name_AAA_animationprogress and put two separate files inside: Storyboard and Animatic and Final).


Note: I've made some character designs and concept art for you, animator. :) Click here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1oAEZ9m7DJy7RhhcBl4s4zBCqdkVaayUi


Thanks.

Language:
  • english
Other info:
  • anime-influenced
  • blender
  • 2d animator
  • 2d animation

  • *Say something you think would fit*

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Musician
Musician
Score Music Composer
open
Unpaid

I'm looking for one to make the short film great. It should be clear, good, nice, and contextual.

Language:
  • english
Other info:
  • bandlab
  • audacity
  • soundtrack
  • garageband

  • *Say something you think would fit*

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Musician
Musician
SFX Maker
open
Unpaid

I need sound effects (SFX)!!! They should be good, perfect, and go with the flow!

Language:
  • english
Other info:
  • sound f/x editing
  • shure sm7b
  • audacity
  • audacity
  • m audio producer
  • Miscellaneous Objects to make SFX

  • *Say something you think would fit*

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Singer
Singer
"Teamwork" (Singers)
open
Unpaid

"Teamwork" is a song and thematic scene from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015) where SpongeBob convinces a reluctant Plankton to work together to recover the Krabby Patty formula. It highlights their combined efforts in building a time machine, with lyrics emphasizing collaboration ("you plus me equals we") and complementary roles.


But, this song is adapted for the short:

“TEAMWORK” 

(from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water) 

Original lyrics by Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci | Adapted by Sean Aden Masaoay | Sung by PH1L and 53LMA 

PH1L: Teamwork! We can do anything when we have teamwork. Don't you think so, my friend? 

53LMA: Teamwork! Our systems are running because of teamwork. We need to have each other’s hands... 

PH1L: Yeah, working together is the key. Nothing's impossible when it's you and me! 


53LMA: We're all making progress with good, clean tones. 

PH1L: Work’s abandoned when you do it alone! 

53LMA: This is the freaking great moment like robotic inspection checks! 

PH1L: So, when we have teamwork, we can form a cabby-nette. 

53LMA: Banana-coconut-Google-maracas-Mary Poppins-xerox-Debi Derryberry-oh no-Wikipedia-one billion—blah-blah-lalalalala-hub! (meaning: â€śWhat should I do if I can’t finish my work?”) 

PH1L: Welp, that is the nice exact right time you need a pardner helping you with cabin-job'ts! 

 

PH1L: I'll be the cannon, and you'll be the ball.

53LMA: I'll be the tree, and you'll be the fruit!

PH1L: I'm Bill Gates, and you're Paul Allen! 

53LMA: Wait just a minute. I saw you have a bug on your eye-gasket! 

(PH1L uses his claw to squish the bug flat.)


PH1L: Oh, yeah! I'm here for you, 

53LMA: And you're here for me! 

PH1L: It's better when you, 

53LMA: Plus me,  

PH1L and 53LMA (together): Equals we! 

PH1L: Working together in-- 

PH1L and 53LMA (together): --harmony..! Side by side, we can reach our dreams, 'cause nothing's impossible, when we're a teeeeeeeeeeeam!!! 



Link to the original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWWpqDQTWJI


NOTE: This is sung by the voice actors (2x).

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • duet
  • american
  • song
  • male adult
  • female adult
  • animation
  • Same voice actors
Other info:
  • classical and modern singing
  • audio technica 4040
  • audacity
  • rode nt1
  • Duet singers

  • *Say something you think would fit*

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