Pepsiman : Man Of Steel - Podfic
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So, a while ago I wrote an extremely cursed crackfic about Pepsi Man, and I wanna do a podfic for it. I'll do all the narration, but I'd like to get some other voices for the characters. There's actually not a ton of lines, as it's mostly narration, so it should be pretty quick to record.
You can read the fic here : https://archiveofourown.org/works/30855359
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An unhinged narcissist who is also the deity Ares
(smug) I am the best soda mascot. All other foolish mascots are no match to me, filthy mortal
(slightly hesitant) Your ancient people knew me as Ares
(sad, slightly weak) I love you
Hopelessly in love with Pepsi Man. Very curious and slightly paranoid
(curious) Who's that?
(awkward, unsure) Spot is here
(stunned) Holy sh- PEPSI!
Twins, though they look very different. Very evil, being the villains of the story. Coca-Cola is more of a strong, menacing presence, while Spot is more of a small and mischievous one. They are also deities, Coca-Cola being Deimos and Spot being Phobos
Spot (proud of himself) : Deimos, he's in there
Coca-Cola (menacing, with bad intentions) : You care deeply about this human. Don't you?
Either one (angry) : ARES, LET US IN!
Cheery but also layed back. Also, she's the deity Themis
(slightly serious) Indeed. The twins, especially Deimos, are very dangerous, especially for a mortal like you
(unphased) Get a room and we'll teleport in there
Monotone, yet an intimidating presence. Is also the deity Hector
(monotone yet intimidating) We need to find a motel
(monotone) I am Hector
Very cheery and upbeat, despite a bad situation. Is also the deity Hermes
(welcoming) I am Hermes
(upbeat) It makes it so no one can teleport inside
(panicked but trying to be intimidating) SIR, I WILL CALL SECURITY!
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