Ouran High School Host Club (Abridged)
Project Overview
It's an abridgement of Ouran! I do all the writing myself, and I write while watching each episode. Of course, I've already completed the series.
ANYWAY!!
All you Ouran fans out there have something to look forward too, because this is going to be AWESOME.
****I also need a video editor. My email is [redacted] and my skype is trashyspacelesbian. Only contact me right away if you're interested in being editor, and if you send an email, title it with "castingcallclub video editor".
**Casting may be completed before the deadline, it really just depends on how much attention this project gets.
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Straight up as anime bitch as possible.
Nothing, dear. How much do you charge per night?
Actually the shit is bananas. B A N A N A S. (This is a reference from that Gwen Stefani song)
So I heard you guys have recruited yet another manslut to your hoard. I’m going to have to stop you one of these days
Imitate the Honey from the English dub.
Not until you break the fucking vase.
Pick up the pace, bitch. I got ladies to see.
I got more important shit to do. I killed three men this morning alone.
Imitate the Tamaki from the English dub.
Haruhi, get your fine ass over here.
Yoo hoo, Haruhi. Show her what we've taught you.
Can I interest you in some dick?
Imitate the Kyoya from the English dub. or Tim Gunn. Either is excellent. Tim Gunn might get weird though.
Well, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, that vase was hideous. The bad news is, you’ve just promised yourself into a life of male prostitution.
I’m sorry Haruhi, I can’t let you do that.
Tamaki will do anything for some good dick.
Imitate the Hikaru from the English dub.
So my little bitch brother pissed his pants.
Oh, Kaoru. If only there were somebody who loved you.
Hell yeah.
Imitate the Haruhi from the English dub.
These pigeons sure are pissing me off.
You sure you wanna help? It’s kinda chilly in here.
You're a fucked up litte rabbit.
Imitate the Mori from the English dub.
Hot girls we have problems too, we’re just like you, except we’re hot.
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Imitate the Kaoru from the English dub.
Hikaru! You’ve made me cry.
Hell yeah.
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Everything they say is absolutely crazy fangirl garble, and they're always enthusiastic about it. If you want to try and be all of these extras, be my guest. Just differentiate your voice well on each line.
Tamaki, please! Spit on me!
Haruhi, I wanna suck your dick!
Can we have your autographed underwear?