sparkle-arkle
auditioning for
Ayanokoji Seika
in Ouran High School Host Club (Abridged)
Nothing, dear. How much do you charge per night?
Actually the shit is bananas. B A N A N A S. (This is a reference from that Gwen Stefani song)
So I heard you guys have recruited yet another manslut to your hoard. I’m going to have to stop you one of these days