My Little Hamilton

My Little Hamilton

Project Overview

If you enjoy Hamilton and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and you love to sing, then you are going to love this little project. After seeing Ricky Downes III's "Hamilton but it's Muppets", I was inspired to try and do something similar with MLP, an entire album with the Hamilton songs sung by MLP Characters. This is going to be a lot of fun to put together, I'm sure.

REQUIREMENTS

1. You must have a discord account, as this project will be going into production over on Discord.

2. You must have a high-quality microphone, or at the very least, you must be clear for me to hear and have any background noise be minimal. 

3. For auditions, you must provide some sort of instrumental track.

4.  Your voice files must be sent in either a .mp3 or a .wav format.

5. Remember to have fun!

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Twilight Sparkle / Alexander Hamilton
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Unpaid

(You must be able to do a good Twilight impression) 

  • [Rapping]

    I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory
    When's it gonna get me?
    In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me?
    If I see it comin', do I run or do I let it be?
    Is it like a beat without a melody?
    See, I never thought I'd live past twenty
    Where I come from some get half as many
    Ask anybody why we livin' fast and we laugh, reach for a flask
    We have to make this moment last, that's plenty

    Scratch that
    This is not a moment, it's the movement
    Where all the hungriest brothers with something to prove went.
    Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand
    We roll like Moses, claimin' our promised land
    And? If we win our independence?
    Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants?
    Or will the blood we shed begin an endless
    Cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants?

    I know the action in the street is excitin'
    But Jesus, between all the bleedin' 'n fightin'
    I've been readin' 'n writin'
    We need to handle our financial situation
    Are we a nation of states? What's the state of our nation?

    I'm past patiently waitin'. I'm passionately
    Smashin' every expectation
    Every action's an act of creation!
    I'm laughin' in the face of casualties and sorrow
    For the first time, I'm thinkin' past tomorrow.

    And I am not throwing away my shot
    I am not throwing away my shot
    Hey yo, I'm just like my country
    I'm young, scrappy and hungry
    And I'm not throwing away my shot

  • [Singing]

    Alexander Hamilton
    My name is Alexander Hamilton
    And there's a million things I haven't done
    But just you wait, just you wait...

Singer
Singer
Trixie Lulamoon / Aaron Burr
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(You must be able to do a good Trixie impression)  

  • [Singing]

    Theodosia writes me a letter every day
    I'm keeping her bed warm while her husband is away
    He's on the British side in Georgia
    He's trying to keep the colonies in line
    But he can keep all of Georgia
    Theodosia, she's mine

    Love doesn't discriminate
    Between the sinners
    And the saints
    It takes and it takes and it takes
    And we keep loving anyway
    We laugh and we cry
    And we break
    And we make our mistakes
    And if there's a reason I'm by her side
    When so many have tried
    Then I'm willing to wait for it
    I'm willing to wait for it


  • [Rapping]

    1789
    How does the bastard orphan
    Immigrant decorated war vet
    Unite the colonies through more debt?
    Fight the other founding fathers 'til he has to forfeit?
    Have it all, lose it all
    You ready for more yet?
    Treasury Secretary. Washington's the President
    Every American experiment sets a precedent
    Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him
    Pissed him off until we had a two-party system
    You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance
    'Cause he's been kickin' ass as the ambassador to France
    But someone's gotta keep the American promise
    You simply must meet Thomas. Thomas!

Singer
Singer
Rarity / Angelica Schuyler
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(You must be able to do a good Rarity impression)  

  • I know my sister like I know my own mind
    You will never find
    Anyone as trusting or as kind
    If I tell her that I love him she'd be silently resigned
    He'd be mine
    She would say, "I'm fine."
    She'd be lying

    But when I fantasize at night
    It's Alexander's eyes
    As I romanticize what might
    Have been if I hadn't sized
    Him up so quickly
    At least my dear Eliza's his wife;
    At least I keep his eyes in my life…

Singer
Singer
Starlight Glimmer / Eliza Schuyler
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Regina_R_Malan

(You must be able to do a good Starlight impression)  

  • I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight
    We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night
    Laughin' at my sister as she's dazzling the room
    Then you walked in and my heart went "Boom!"
    Tryin' to catch your eye from the side of the ballroom
    Everybody's dancin' and the band's top volume

    Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine

    Grab my sister and whisper, "Yo, this one's mine"
    My sister made her way across the room to you
    And I got nervous, thinking, "What's she gonna do?"
    She grabs you by the arm, I'm thinkin' "I'm through"
    Then you look back at me, and suddenly I'm...

    Helpless!
    Oh, look at those eyes (Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
    Oh! Yeah, I'm helpless, I know
    (Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em)
    (I'm helpless!)
    I'm so into you, I am so into you
    (Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
    (I'm helpless!)
    I know I'm down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em 

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Singer
Fluttershy / Peggy Schuyler & Maria Reynolds
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: Ponicea

(You must be able to do a good Fluttershy impression)   

  • (Peggy)

    Daddy said to be home by sundown

    Daddy said not to go downtown

  • (Maria)

    I know you are a man of honor
    I'm so sorry to bother you at home
    But I don't know where to go, and I came here all alone…

    My husband's doin' me wrong
    Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me...
    Suddenly he's up and gone
    I don't have the means to go on

Singer
Singer
Spike / John Laurens & Philip Hamilton
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(You must be able to do a good Spike impression)  

  • (Laurens, Rapping)

    Show time! Show time! Yo!
    I'm John Laurens in the place to be!
    A two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh!
    Those redcoats don't want it with me!
    'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops 'til I'm free!

  • (Laurens, Singing)

    Raise a glass to freedom
    Something they can never take away
    No matter what they tell you
    Raise a glass to the four of us
    Tomorrow there'll be more of us
    Telling the story of tonight

  • (Philip, Rapping)

    Pops, if you had only heard the shit he said about you
    I doubt you would have let it slide and I was not about to
    I came to ask you for advice
    This is my very first duel
    They don't exactly cover this subject in boarding school

Singer
Singer
Pinkie Pie / Lafayette & Thomas Jefferson
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(You must be able to do a good Pinkie Pie impression)  

  • (Jefferson, Singing)

    France is following us to revolution
    There is no more status quo
    But the sun comes up
    And the world still spins

    I helped Lafayette draft a declaration
    Then I said, "I gotta go
    I gotta be in Monticello."
    Now the work at home begins…

    So what did I miss?
    What did I miss?
    Hmm
    Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss
    Muah
    I've been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies...
    I guess I basically missed the late eighties...
    I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this…

  • (Jefferson, Rapping)

    "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"
    We fought for these ideals; we shouldn't settle for less
    These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em
    Don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause I wrote 'em

    Oww


    But Hamilton forgets
    His plan would have the government assume state's debts
    Now, place your bets as to who that benefits:
    The very seat of government where Hamilton sits


    Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it
    If New York's in debt—
    Why should Virginia bear it? Uh! Our debts are paid, I'm afraid
    Don't tax the South 'cause we got it made in the shade
    In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
    We create. You just wanna move our money around
    This financial plan is an outrageous demand
    And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand
    Stand with me in the land of the free
    And pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy
    Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
    Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whisky

  • (Lafayette, Rapping)

    Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
    The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
    I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
    Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best?
    C'est moi!

Singer
Singer
Rainbow Dash / Hercules Mulligan & James Madison
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(You must be able to do a good Rainbow Dash impression)  

  •  (Mulligan, Rapping)

    Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan
    Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said, "Come again?"
    Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
    It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets… 

  • (Madison, Singing)

    Thomas, we are engaged in a battle for our nation's very soul
    Can you get us out of the mess we're in?

    Hamilton's new financial plan is nothing less
    Than government control
    I've been fighting for the South alone
    Where have you been?

Singer
Singer
Applejack / George Washington
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(You must be able to do a good Applejack impression)  

  • (Rapping)

    We are outgunned
    Outmanned
    Outnumbered
    Outplanned
    We gotta make an all out stand
    Ayo, I'm gonna need a right-hand man

    Check it
    Can I be real a second?
    For just a millisecond?
    Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second?
    Now I'm the model of a modern major general
    The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all
    Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal
    Writin' letters to relatives
    Embellishin' my elegance and eloquence
    But the elephant is in the room
    The truth is in ya face when ya hear the British cannons go…
    Boom!
    Any hope of success is fleeting
    How can I keep leading when the people I'm
    Leading keep retreating?
    We put a stop to the bleeding as the British take Brooklyn
    Knight takes rook, but look

    We are outgunned
    Outmanned
    Outnumbered
    Outplanned
    We gotta make an all out stand
    Ayo, I'm gonna need a right-hand man

  • (Singing)

    Let me tell you what I wish I'd known
    When I was young and dreamed of glory
    You have no control

    Who lives, who dies, who tells your story

    I know that we can win
    I know that greatness lies in you
    But remember from here on in

    History has its eyes on you

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Singer
Princess Celestia / King George III
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(You must be able to do a good Celestia impression)  

  • You say
    The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
    You cry
    In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
    Why so sad?
    Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
    Now you're making me mad
    Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man
    You'll be back, soon you'll see
    You'll remember you belong to me
    You'll be back, time will tell
    You'll remember that I served you well
    Oceans rise, empires fall
    We have seen each other through it all
    And when push comes to shove
    I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

    Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
    Da da dat dat da ya da!
    Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
    Da da dat dat da…

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Singer
Cozy Glow / Charles Lee
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(You must be able to do a good Cozy Glow impression)  

  • Washington cannot be left alone to his devices
    Indecisive, from crisis to crisis
    The best thing he can do for the revolution
    Is turn n' go back to plantin' tobacco in Mount Vernon

Singer
Singer
Discord / James Reynolds
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(You must be able to do a good Discord impression)  

  • Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
    And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
    In the pockets of people like me: down on their luck
    You see, that was my wife who you decided to 

    Uh-oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckold
    So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled
    And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife
    If the price is right: if not I'm telling your wife

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Singer
Snips / Samuel Seabury
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 (You must be able to do a good Snips impression) 

  • Hear ye, hear ye! My name is Samuel Seabury
    And I present "Free Thoughts on the Proceedings of the Continental Congress!"

    Heed not the rabble who scream revolution
    They have not your interests at heart

    Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution
    Don't let them lead you astray
    This Congress does not speak for me

    They're playing a dangerous game
    I pray the king shows you his mercy
    For shame, for shame…

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Singer
Diamond Tiara - George Eacker
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(You must be able to do a good Diamond Tiara impression)  

  • I didn't say anything that wasn't true
    Your father's a scoundrel, and so, it seems, are you 

    Yeah, I don't fool around
    I'm not your little schoolboy friends 

    I know where to find you, piss off
    I'm watchin' this show now

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