Casting Call for My Inner Pony (Cancelled until further notice)

(Evil) As long as Agatha remains alive, this world of ponies shall feel my wrath and suffering!!!!

(Angry) Grrah! Don’t you ponies get it?Depression isn’t something that goes away with something as simple as... ugh, friendship!

(Confused/sad) You...accept me? Even after all Idid to you?

(Reprimanding her pet) J.K. Rolling, leave our guest alone.

(Confused) Seriously…Ok. What's a human?

(Apologetic) Sorry. Being an author I’m kind ofpicky about proper grammar.

(Narrative) My name is Agatha Wesman and my life wasn't the happiest of lives.

(Thinks annoyed) I’m still a horse...

(Explaining) OK, I'm not actually a pony.

(concerned) Is that truly what you believe?

(Loud royal voice) Find who you are, Agatha. When you realize how special you can be, you may return…

(Serious) Well, then allow me teach you howunique you really are.

(Brotherly Mocking) Take it easy sis! Ha, and you call Mom the Drama Queen!

(Professional) Ok Flicks, so with the makeup, do you want more Night-mare of Elm St or Camp Friday 13?

(Slightly annoyed) One Western omelette with hayfriesand a hayburger with lettuce, tomato, and onion up! And would it kill you to speaknormal instead of diner lingo?

(Cocky) Don’t have to tell me to ‘Saddle it’. All my hayburgers come out well done. My Cutiemark’s not a Griller’s Apron for nothing!

(Reprimanding) Crepe Suzette, I understand you’re trying to get your Cutiemark but please, keep your hooves off my grill!

(Welcoming) Nice to meet you Agatha and welcome to the Frying Filly Diner. Trust me when I say you won’t find any food in Mare-ami better than right here!

(Yelling an order to the kitchen) One Cowponywith spurs and burn one, take it through the garden and pin a rose on it,Alfredo! And I need one blonde with sand, Granny!

(Sisterly) Now you listen here, Hayfries. Youcan just give up hope when the goin’ gits rough; ya gotta have faith inyourself.

(Excited) Ah Yeah! Let’s get this set up andrunnin’ ponies!!!

(Annoyed) Bro! I said use strawberry syrup inthe fake blood not cranberry! Yick!

(Apologetic) Ok, look I’m sorry Pups. If you really don’t want your croc friend in the movie I can just use CGI...

(Proud) My friends Raven Wing, Sugar Cookie and I are the Mare-ami branch of the Cutiemark Crusaders. Maybe we can help you find your true talent.

(Realization) Oh, that’s right. The girls and Iwere going to try to get our Cutiemarks in a paintball game today.

(Angry) I am a big pony! I could take care of anorder all by myself if I wanted! Bon Dieu!

(Proud) Ponies go through my coffee faster thana Cannoli on half price day!

(Grandmotherly) Now don’t you fret youngling,getting a cutiemark just takes time. Why, it took me many moons to figure outmaking coffee was my special talent.

(Angry) You may have saved this old cafe bychanging it into a diner Nola, but don’t you be forgetting that I’m the one in chargehere! Salute!

Shy) Oh, please tell me you didn’t hear ourarguing...

(Arguing) I just don’t want old Irwin hurting himself trying to make your movie perfect.

(Exciting) I gotta get off to work; we got somenew kittens at the shelter. We’re drawing straws to see who fosters them!

(Excited) Hi! You must be new around here. I’mFlippy Nality; nice to meet you!

(Happy) I have no idea what a human is but we’re happy to have you here in Mare-ami!

(Any Pinkie Pie song you can do)

(Happy) It’s like I always say Darling, anything can be solved with either Purple fondant or friendship.

(Annoyed) The only pony who ever had a problemwith my baking is my business rival, Fancy Silvertin. But she’s just still sour that I out ranked herback in culinary school.

(Sweetly) Oh, Marzipan my pet, would you mine lettingme use some of your feathers to decorate this one cake. I’d only need a few small ones...